***ATTENTION ALL ALFRED ALFER FANS***

woah mother fuckers, i cant beleive its ben over a year siince ive updated my news box SORREHHHH . Well, some of you probalby know anyway that there has been a lot more progress since that last post, and the Alfred Alfer Movie is in Full Swing!! 

Im sorry to come here out of no where and ask for your money, but thats just what I'm going to do! 

I released a PATREON. thats right, PATREON. it's like kickstarter but 603294 times better!! Tom Fulp's already donated, so should you! So if any of yall old alfred fans have a bit of old change lyin around your asshole, just give it to me! Go on, dig in your couches, scrape up in your moms purse , go a scroungin' in the public telephones and toilets, I need it more than you do!! And you can go down in history knowing that shit is going towards the Critically Acclaimed Historical Masterpeice, The Alfred Alfer Movie! 

CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
CLICK  HERE TO DONATE AND WATCH THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! 
 

http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/movies/712772/preview

A SNEak PEAK OF teh ALFRED ALFER MOVIE 2013- 20??
To BE REleAsed This HFEEEEEEHHHH
because of all the necroporn and such, i thot id submit it to try n get theFFEHHHHHHt!!! ;D D: ;d :D;d;D d;d;d;
RelIve the Sexiness!!! Of Teh Alfred Alfer movie 20??????

meanwhile: THE Gg PERn has Over 35000 views and is growwing strongg! Proven to be one of hte most sofisticated , alluring, and provacative G G allfred Perns of teh Decade!!
Speaking of G G , Fuck the Dead is the soundtrack in this Performed by Leanne !! n i shall do the alfered vocals. oh happy day .

hai guys just wanted to tell ya the next scene with alfred roaming the countryside digging up the corpseys is comin allong swimmingly, i didnt stop hahah. her's a sneak preview

http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/movies/687022 /preview

beware: large mp4, if ur intnerent sucks its gona be all choppy and stupid and slow, so donttt tel me my animation is choppy its just ur internet sucks

PICTURE BY SPEEDOSAUSAGE THANK YOU MISTER SAUSAGE

Hy guys, my new clip from the alfred movie Dead Girl Strip Club is al finished. however there is a sad and small problem. Swivel will not convert the files becuase they have embedded swf.s in them. I just found out swivel does not support this. I am very upset, ive been working on this for 2 montsh now and i need to turn it into one big mp4! The files are much too big to be uploaded into one swf. I reallly wanted to get it done this weekend but now i dont know what i'm going to do. ::(
anyone know any other swf to mp4 converters that wont fuck up the embedded swfs?
sad sad tear tear. still below. it's a full 6 minute long clip, and ireally want u to see it. please halp. :(

File: LabbyAbandonsAlfredpart1.swf-(6.47 MB, Other)
Alfred's Big Suprise Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:39 No.1870742

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:42 No.1870745

thats the saddest sotry ive ever hrreeerrdd!

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:43 No.1870747

wtf

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:47 No.1870750

i cried and came bucketloads!

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:50 No.1870751

fucking alfred

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:52 No.1870753

it was the saddest dogs in world.

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:54 No.1870755

little fot. rip.

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:56 No.1870757

why, alofed why.

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)20:58 No.1870762

NO!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)21:04 No.1870766

no, alfed. i cried all the way home..

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)21:12 No.1870772

nooooo alffred nooooo why r i p

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)21:17 No.1870773

dat landbeforetime music

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)21:21 No.1870776

i cried all over my pants

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)21:37 No.1870787

no? why does teh life be like this, oh lard ?

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)21:48 No.1870795

poor alfred

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)22:02 No.1870808

i was very suipriede

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)22:14 No.1870815

noooooooooooooooo why god did u do it

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)22:40 No.1870825

r i p alfred have funz bein a angel

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)22:56 No.1870835
Replies: >>1870852

alfred = male / female ??

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:07 No.1870852

>>1870835
he has diferent subpersonalities that have different genders . one of his personalities is a little girl, in this case schoolgirl alfred.

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:18 No.1870863

yaaaaaaaaaaaayyy i mean nooooooooooooooooooo~~~!!!!

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:18 No.1870864
Replies: >>1870868 >>1870873 >>1870874

dear god, why dies she still make these?

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:20 No.1870868

>>1870864
because there is literally nothing else to do in the 3d physical realm, and if she stops she literally will go insane

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:22 No.1870873

>>1870864

I like em fuck you

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:23 No.1870874

>>1870864
I thought she had stopped, but I'm happy to see she hasn't

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:37 No.1870890
Replies: >>1870894

lik dis if u cri evry tiem

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Anonymous 01/28/13(Mon)23:51 No.1870894

>>1870890
i cried and cried and creid and cred and creid and creid and creid, evry tiem.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)00:09 No.1870903
Replies: >>1870906

I'm happy to see the animation in this one is much better than the other ones I have seen previously. I can tell she put more work into that than usual.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)00:13 No.1870906
Replies: >>1870925 >>1870988

>>1870903
this one only took like 5 days, breh. And i had just got my heart ripped out of my chest on top of that. Its from the movie, the alfred movie, it has to be a good'n!! its prety, like oen of those happy studio ghibli cartons. but oh so sad. Wel u know what they say, heartache makes tha best cartons!!

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)00:36 No.1870916

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo tghher is no god

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)00:52 No.1870923

heil alfred

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)00:55 No.1870925
Replies: >>1870932

>>1870906

emily youcis what happend why did your heart get ripped out?

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:17 No.1870932
Replies: >>1870933 >>1870941 >>1870946 >>1870971

>>1870925
a man i thought loved me for over a year just dumped me over the phone. He animates 3d cartoons and has a fucked up dog character named Labby, as you see here. So this is very much based on a true story.

>> tfw the only other person on the internet who has as much as a fucked up perverse dog character as you dumps you ovr the phone

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:19 No.1870933
Replies: >>1870947

>>1870932
I am quite curious, if you'd pardon my asking. But what were his reasons for breaking up with you?

Do you have a blog that chronicles all things Youcis?

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:28 No.1870935

gurl you got dem issues

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:29 No.1870936

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR RRSSSSSSSSSS

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:34 No.1870941
Replies: >>1870947

>>1870932

that's sad to hear, maybe date a guy who doesn't make fucked up animated dog cartoons next you know

one day you'll find true love i'm sure

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:40 No.1870946
Replies: >>1870949

>>1870932

>implying something like love exists

just get a new dick or grow one your own

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:40 No.1870947
Replies: >>1870954 >>1870959

>>1870941
tha fuck wrong wit ya, n***a? I'm a girl that makes fucked up animated dog cartoons. how could i want anything else?
>>1870933
i am rather confused on this myself. i used to have a blog but i dont do too much on it anymore. but it chronicals my fucked up highschool years.
xanga.com/weedyweedyweed have fun for the next 3 nights

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:41 No.1870949
Replies: >>1870957

>>1870946
alfred is my new dick. he also is my own dick. i shall fuck myself and my imaginary dog lover for the rest of my days on this wretched earth.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:46 No.1870954
Replies: >>1870962

>>1870947
You were in highschool in 2011?
That makes you younger than I'd imagine.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:53 No.1870957
Replies: >>1870965

>>1870949

yoo crazy emily, i never knew you ahd a boyfriend

at least you had the experience of having one and you also had sex while i'll die a virgin so be thankful for that

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:54 No.1870959

>>1870947

>implying you are a girl

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:58 No.1870962

>>1870954
no no no i graduated in 08 like i said i update it every now and then but not really

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:59 No.1870963
Replies: >>1870976

OMFG what is that music from at the end when the crows fly over.....OMFG

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)01:59 No.1870965
Replies: >>1870968

>>1870957
trust me, the pain is worse when you know wut your missing. now its like im a foreveralone in highschool again, except its much worse cuz now i know what human physical contact had felt like

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:03 No.1870967

i can b your new boyfriend gurl call me fuck that gay n***a that dumped u

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:06 No.1870968
Replies: >>1870975

>>1870965

so now with you being sad and all that, on the bright side that means you'll probably create your cartoon masterpiece next right? because i think i once heard you saying that you make the best cartoons when you're sad or depressed or something like that

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:07 No.1870971
Replies: >>1870975

>>1870932

You must mean Screamerclauz... I bought that movie of his on Blu-Ray. I'm very sorry Emily. I'm a huge fan of yours (and Alfred's) and think you're wonderful. Worry not!

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:12 No.1870973
Replies: >>1870975

WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????
WHEN IS THE MOVIE COMING OUT??????

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:19 No.1870975
Replies: >>1870979 >>1870983

>>1870968
yes, yes, as shitty as it is, alfred was born from the Chamber of Sadness, of Pure Alloneity, he was the product of isolation, and so now that I have entered that hellish state once again it truly will be a masterpeice. I always knew Alfred couldn't thrive with real human love, and so i have no choice once again but to forget my female body and become that desperate dog completely once again.
>>1870971
sighhhh, ahh yes, he truly was the sweetest thing on god's green earth. i'm happy you suppported him by buying his filth.

>>1870973
well i only just begun it, and you will be sad to learn that it will probably take a few years. but fear not, for i shall be posting all of it on newgrounds as i make it. Since it will be using copyrighted material i cant sell it anyway so it will come out. Unchronologically, however, because I always do things out of order and they come together in a great orgasm at the end.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:21 No.1870976

>>1870963
you never seen the landn before time, n***a/?!? dinosaurs mom dies n shit, saddst movie . but not nearly as sad as the alfred movie will be.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:25 No.1870979

>>1870975
It's the only bluray I own and now I feel like burning it... should have just stuck with originally pirating it. We're here for you (more or less) dear /s/ister

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:29 No.1870983
Replies: >>1870994

>>1870975

that's cool
i just want my steady stream of alfred cartoons you know, 2010 and 2011 fucking sucked because you made like 2 CARTOONS IN TWO YEARS
what the fuck were doing at the time? anyway, can one still buy your dvd at screamerclauz site now that you're not a couple anymore (my sincerest condolences btw)?

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:32 No.1870986

you betta make that alfred fast or ill have to bust a cap in yo bitchazz

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f4r !HanakoDlmg 01/29/13(Tue)02:37 No.1870988
Replies: >>1870990 >>1870994

>>1870906
You're in a relationship with anon now.

That, or maybe get a husbando. Either works.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:38 No.1870990

>>1870988

that's what i wanted to suggest
become a waifu/husbando fag

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:42 No.1870994

>>1870988
Creamy was like my husbando. i wanted to be his little waifu forever animating behind him, waiting for his breif caress at the end of the day. but alas, it is not in teh stars.
>>1870983
2010-2011 i was in another relationship that wouldnt understand me animating for 12 hours a day, go figure. cuddling deluded me once again. now creamy, he could understand... apparently it was not enough thou, not enough...
i think we will still do buisness together as he is the only person that can get me pirated media and bootleg softwares. once i get ovr the pain of looking into his giant chocolate pools and not having teh authority to lick them.

Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:42 No.1870995

You should kill yourself.

It's what is best.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:47 No.1870997
Replies: >>1871001

WHERE THE DEAD GO TO DIE? BUT THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD YOU FUCKING TARD

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:47 No.1870998

>>1870994

u a funny girl emily
you would be waifu material yourself if you weren't 3DPD you know, but you're still funny

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:50 No.1871001
Replies: >>1871006

>>1870997
talk to creamerclauz about that one, buddeh!!

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:57 No.1871006
Replies: >>1871007 >>1871009 >>1871011

>>1871001
I don't think many people understand the passion and muse that certain characters can give us.

especially those powerful enough to have been born from our own turmoil.

finding someone to share that bond with is one of the best things that you could hope for. but having it then ripped away from you. life is cruel. love... is cruel.

But alfred will always be there for you. whether that pains you or helps you. just remember there are always others out there. you're still young, and though it may not seem like it, you will find someone again.

Also if you want help getting pirated stuff, I can totally get you completely legal and totally paid for merchandise (tambur3@yahoo.com)

But enough of that crap, when in the motherfuck is the release date for Alfred the movie!?

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:57 No.1871007
Replies: >>1871012

>>1871006

shut up faggot

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)02:59 No.1871009

>>1871006
and don't give me no 2013!

concrete dates, down to the second. the time is right and the coffin is calling. i shant be long for this world.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:00 No.1871011

>>1871006

holy shit u gay son?

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:00 No.1871012
Replies: >>1871014

>>1871007
n****r there are two things i don't forgive.

faggots and n****rs. You just happen to be both of them, so i'll kindly ask you to take a pickle and let Pickle stick his dickle in your prickle as he fucks you with, you guessed it, a pickle.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:02 No.1871014
Replies: >>1871015

>>1871012

shut up faggot

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:03 No.1871015

>>1871014
n****r there are two things i don't forgive.

faggots and n****rs. You just happen to be both of them, so i'll kindly ask you to take a pickle and let Pickle stick his dickle in your prickle as he fucks you with, you guessed it, a pickle.

Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:10 No.1871019

Emily, every night in my dreams we make incredible love together. The universe in all its mystery and pain and beauty flows through us, and we are complete.

Complete in the darkness of sleep.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:14 No.1871022

>>1871009
what did i just tell you mam fuka!? it wil probably take like 3 years because i just started it. but dont worry , im unemployed and living at my moms house with no friends and cant get laid again, so it iwll be out in no time! But like i said il be fuckin releasing all the parts as i go on newgrounds but they will be out of order cuz thats how i do shit and the final put to gether in order version wiill be available on dvd in a few years
Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:17 No.1871024

>>1871019

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:20 No.1871025

>>1871022
I'll tell you one thing, i will be buying that dvd.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:25 No.1871026
Replies: >>1871040

>>1871022
Shit you're pretty good lookin. I bet you could totally find someone to fuck your brains out. or are you looking for one of those relationship things?

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:28 No.1871028
Replies: >>1871029 >>1871039

>>1870742 (OP)
haha this reminds me of homestuck :3

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:29 No.1871029
Replies: >>1871030

>>1871028
just how in the name of fuck does it now?

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:30 No.1871030
Replies: >>1871039

>>1871029
ummmmm, because it's so random and all over the place xD

plus it's kind of dark :(

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:31 No.1871031

as a fellow fucked up girl i must say i love your work
dont got a character of my own though, keep up the good work emily

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:37 No.1871039
Replies: >>1871042

>>1871028
>>1871030
>>1871006

oook, I think we're done here.... Bottom line is we love you Emily! Keep up the good work! You're a very attractive and best of all, interesting female. We hope to see more of you and Alfred soon! Goodnight kiddo!

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:38 No.1871040

>>1871026
i am looking for neither now. creamy was tha clauz for me, and now he is goen forever. i shall be celibate and devote myself to the alfredchrist until i die now. i shant rely on any other living human fuck for happiness. for i have been amongst the humans, i went out amongst them, and i have returned with nothing but hurt, emptiness, and unfulfilled proomisses. no, no more human for me. never human again.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:38 No.1871041

Rise of Alfred makes me cry everytime, thank you!

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:39 No.1871042
Replies: >>1871043

>>1871039
goodnight, dear friend, i am watching the olivia munn special to see if the hot bitch brings up smut cave or the time i got her to act like a mentally retarded person on telivision . but alas, she just continues with her own whorish vanity. shes forgot about me, ive had enoguh.

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:42 No.1871043

>>1871042

you should make a new smut cave episode

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Anonymous 01/29/13(Tue)03:44 No.1871045

i just wanted to say you got me into tyler the creator so thank you emily youcis for your crazy flashes

https://vimeo.com/48712245
GOT THOUSANDS OF HITS IIN MINUTES BEFORE YOUTUBE TOOK IT DOWN
SNUFF POARN GORE RAP SHIT ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO

The porn is finally here
I would upload it here but tom hasnt gotten back to me about uploading mp4s so
here's the vimeo for now

FOLKS, for years now i've told you i would delivar quality Alfred Poarn. You waited, and watie,d and i did not delivar. Sorry folks, i was selfish. for i had to see the world.
Now i've seen the world and it's filled with more poarn you could imagine, so naturally, I have come back to animation.

For the past 10 months on and off i have been animating the ultimate alfred Poarn Gore Rap Music Video. Alfred licking shitt off of pigs butt. Alfred pissing on girl after chainsawing her. Human meat machine. Tampon man dancing. Theese are just a few of the wonderful things promised in this full length animate dmusic video.

Folks, i have delivared. Finally. And now i shall spam the internet with it.
It shall be done in 3 days. i think. 3.
If no trouble shooting occurs. It will be the sxiest i say ,THE SEXIEST ALFRED ANIMATION YET

THE ALFRED POARN IS FINALLY HERE. TUNE IN IN ABOUT THREE DAYS . YOU WILL NOT be dissapoint. though i know i've dissapointed yall repeatedly like a deadbeat father. well, now im back, kids, and i promis,e alfred ai'nt goin no where.

EAT MY ROTTEN MEAT 2012
Bye the way this painting is what the video is pretty much, and many, many more.

File[574912_alfred_the_creator.swf] - (5.85 MB) [_] [H] GRADE A POARN Anonymous 08/28/11(Sun)21:52 No.1554983
Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anonymous 08/28/11(Sun)22:56 No.1555001 iCame
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)00:03 No.1555015 stuck on loading screen
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)00:07 No.1555018 >dat filesize Good lord I hope this is a troll.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)00:24 No.1555023
Why does the alfred shit keep getting posted? None of it is any good.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)00:44 No.1555027
>>1555023 Oh yes, I'd much rather someone reposted Super Deepthroat or Jaggers or Idlequest or Generic Hentai Click-The-Vagina-To-...
Develop some taste and then get back to us. >> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)01:59 No.1555043
>>1555027 not that guy but alfred is anything but proper, or quality
also, it has always been repost day on /f/ deal with it >> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)02:05 No.1555045
>>1555043 clearly someone posting with noko on /f/ has to either be the worst troll or even greater retard
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)03:57 No.1555066
>>1555023 agree with this n***a alfred is complete and utter shit there's loads of other overly-reposted shit that is far better t...
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)03:59 No.1555067
>>1555043 The crudeness of the drawing is style, and if you can't follow the story, either you haven't watched them all (especiall...
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)08:18 No.1555100 ಠ_ಠ >> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)11:22 No.1555124
no. >> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)12:59 No.1555128
>>1555067 >The crudeness of the drawing is style That's fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)18:03 No.1555193
>>1555128 Moron. The facial expressions and mouth movements are are all perfect. Just because the outlines are squiggly doesn't me...
Also, south park. >> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)18:08 No.1555194
I think I'm most disturbed by the fact it was animated by someone named Emily
>> [_] Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)18:18 No.1555196 Alfred is shit.

THANK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO HAVE BEEN POSTING THESE ALFREDS ON 4CHAN. I KISS YOUR FEET. CONTINUE DOING IT< DESPITE THE HATRED

Hello everyone. My band, Emily Pukis and the Vagrants, has released a new video. Watch for fun and blood and pussy! ASEXTASTIC MIND ADVENTURE! Love Alfred Alfer? Well then you'll just Like me!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeuXJIp xP9Q

And to buy he Alfred Alfer Mixtape, Please go here, ofcourse.

http://www.draconianfilms.com/store.ht ml

Hey folks Hey folks its me Emily Youcis and I'm here with yet another fantastic punch to your groin in the form of Fantastic Cartoon Dog entertainmen.t
Eight count 'em Eight years of solid work has been in the making for this DVD, from ages 14 to 21 that's 14 to 21 - My Entire Life's Work .. . ... . so far.

What is on this DVD you ask WELL sirs and ladays you get EVERY SINGLE CARTOON i ever made that's 1 AND A HALF HOURS of cartoon entertainment + EVERY SINGLE episode of DA EMILY SHOW, the show featuring me on youtube + EVERY SINGLE episode of SMUT CAVE in which I was featured that's right the spelunker and Me's DONE IT AGAIN + commentary by your favorite animator, yours truly, Emily Youcis, That's 1 and a half hours of live entertainment as well folks equating to over THREE HOURS of your viewing pleasure--- I"M JUST AS BIG A FAN OF YOU AS YOU ARE OF ME cuz you love me folks yes and i love you too and now for the first time ever in my and your lifetime you can $how me that love by givin me your money, and i will take it and love you even more . ... .--

Now YOU yes YOU can be the proud owner of Emily Youcis's life's work, and the entirety of the rock and roll jesus hero cartoon dog Alfred Alfer (That is, for now.) Now YOU yes YOU can for the first time cuddle up on your couch and watch that dog on your TV screen. Fuck the computer, it's annoyin! What with pop ups and distractions and facebooks? FORGETABOUTIT - they've already come up with a superior viewing device - the good old TV so why dont you give that DVD player a long lost excersize, brush the dirt off that bitch and insert THIS bitch, Me, into that little slot. Oh yes.

Simply click on the link provided and scroll a bit down, and there you have the option of purchasing! Support lowly old me, who has been slaving at the feet of that dog since i was in grade school, and has alas received no payment or reward for those countless hours of isolation at the computer. You all say you want more Alfred, Well the only way i can do it is if I have time, and I can't have time if i gotta work a stupid 9-5, so I need your money NOW to keep the dream alive!! The dream. . . . of Alfred.

Buy Now! Buy Now! . . . and thank you.

Love, Emily Rose Youcisto buy dvd