Aww your boyfriend broke up with you? I'm sorry about that :( breakups suck so much, especially when it's for something stupid.
AlfredAlferIinviteyoutocomeinsidehisheadStalin+trotsky=threesomeofchoiceIAMGIRLIsitinroomIchainconanobrienincornerfordailyrapingsLetusalllickthickgloriousshaftofstalinIamthouroughlyhermitized
Emily Youcis
@emily-youcis
Age 34, Female
student
i do not want to be molested
THE UNITED STATES OF AMER
Joined on 10/13/05
- Level:
- 2
- Exp Points:
- 20 / 50
- Exp Rank:
- > 100,000
- Vote Power:
- 1.98 votes
- Rank:
- Civilian
- Global Rank:
- > 100,000
- Blams:
- 1
- Saves:
- 28
- B/P Bonus:
- 0%
- Whistle:
- Normal
- Trophies:
- 21
- Medals:
- 1
- Supporter:
- 1m 1d
Comments
he joked he was gonna leave me on the side of the road and tried to see if i could find my way to his house from the walmart... i thought it was just jokes...
Alfred Movie
now
And the epic has begun...
Cant wait to see where this goes emily, im sorry to see what transpired and led to such an epic flash, but as is so often the case of many an artist, its pain that so often sparks the imagination and creativity, I look forward to following you on the this long fucked up trip of a movie, and wish you the best of luck in RL, even if it leads to the end of alfred
alfred's gonna both die and transcend with this movie. but it will take me a good 2 years to complete, so he has plenty of tiem to be alive in ur imagination and hearts. (thats not to say he couldnt come back to life again). They call him ol' yeler they gon take him out back and shot him. Yes i'm kinda glad he dumped me cuz otherwize this beautiful peice wouldnt exist. I think it was just the hing to get me back to emotional cartoons instead of the slew of porn and stupid shit id been doing. Im jutr as excited to see where the movie goes as u are!! lvin back at my moms house nd unemployued, its all i have to do now!@ and its been a long tiem coming, after 6 yars its finally coming out, and i couldnt be happier (that the movie is commencing not about certain other things)
i don't get any of this
Alfred in a fedora, woah.
that's swinger alfred! an unused alter personality. No lie, he was gonna apear at the end of rise of alfred, cuz originally i was gona haev it that alfred, stalin, kim jong il and hitler were all gonna have a screaming fest until swinger alfred shows up and comforts them by shoving them all into his wonderous chest of pubes. but that scene got deleted and for good reasons.
This is, warming me up, I'm happy to see such demented things arise once more.
So you chose a 90's McDonalds massacre over Ron Jeremy paizuri for the ending. Damn dude, you're hardcore.
\/ If it wasn't for my bitching, my family and I would've been just in time for that massacre. Glad we ate in TJ, sorta.
Please have my children. We can mush our periods together and our eggs will fuse. It'll be glorious. :>
OOH i see we are bouth female of teh same aggefe howw bout that ehehehehheehheh wel have some sexy kids fosho!! liek u can maek an alfred game that'll be our baby
Finally! Damn Newgrounds kept not letting me in! Anyways I'm that one person who drew this <a href="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/254/5/a/alfred__s_life_is_pitiful_by_myuuthemew-d49l16k.jpg">http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/254 /5/a/alfred__s_life_is_pitiful_by_myuuthemew-d 49l16k.jpg</a> and <a href="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/257/e/8/me__myself__i__and_four_others_by_myuuthemew-d49unft.jpg">http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/257/e/8 /me__myself__i__and_four_others_by_myuuthemew-
d49unft.jpg</a> . But now after getting a tablet and watching your newest flash for the movie (I can't wait to see by the way!) I have finally cooked up a large tribute and dedication just for you ^w^!
I hope you enjoy it as much as I am so far~!
<a href="http://askalfredalfer.tumblr.com/">http://askalfredalfer.tumblr.com/</a>
zFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
u do not know how happies you have maed me with ur quality alfreds!!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ MMMMM <<<<33333333333 ,,3 ,3 3, 3,,.m ,. .,m so hard to fiend carrot <3<#<3<3,#,#<#<3,3,3,3,3,,3,3,,,3 . Funny, about 2 days ago i changed my desktop of Ricky from trailerpark boys that i had on there for over a year into that Alfreds on teh Chair pic!! ND CLEANed off all the icons so i cud actually see it!!
OAH muy godawed,
you have captured all the alfreds in the pyramids so accurately
You even captured Creator aAlfred, from his small cameo - Why i call him Salesman alfred!! :He's a shiesty one, he'll be in the movie singin about how he's ol yeller, they gon take him out back nd shoot him... but he sells himself to you so u dont do it!!
but tehn the derivitive of salesman alfred is with the blue wig, flyass Creator alfred, i guess i'll call him, he primps his hair and is vary veary naughty and soooo FLYYY!! supadupa fly!
and then there's the other dirivitave of salesman alfred, Porn Dictator alfred (a fuzation of dictator alfred too) which u can see in 'eat my rotten meat 2012'. !
my favorite pic besids the pyramid is the sad alfred 'pet me?!??" it reminds me of myself in my last relationship hAHHAHH`
I send you ten 1092301928031928012398013298trill ion love and happy points across the interwebs.
For the alfred alfer fanart makes me remember who he is better, how he's seen thru other people;s eyes. He becomes even more real in that respect, because he lives thru u. i can learn just as much from the pictures about alfie as the people that maed them did from my pictures.
I think i may be enjoying ur websitt a bit more than you ... that is why it is scary... TEH ALFRED IS ALIFFFEEE!
and the alfred movie is going so sexily
it's the bar scene in the dead girl strip club where alfred tries to touch the dead girls after being freshly abandoned by labby and doeez coke and the pixels fizz out from around the screen i only took a break to check the internets for the first tiem in days...
i'm up to animating almost a minute in 4 days! So this segment hoepfully will be out in 3 weeks!!! Rapppid Alfred Fiering up PON the pEOPLES of newgrounds!!!!!!
i hope to continue inspiring u to maek more alfreds as i maek more alfreds... he is all i haff now
SSSSSSSSSQUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE
Also this is from my friend ;w;'
<a href="http://doipeny.deviantart.com/art/ELIMINATE-THE-POPSICLE-258704513">http://doipeny.deviantart.com/art/ELIMINATE-TH E-POPSICLE-258704513</a>
TEEEE! i've seen that one! but in an earlier form without the backgrounds tuff
I have question, whut magnificent software do u use to draw the fanart? Specifically this one? How did u acheive the blurrieness of the shadow? is there anyway to work with that in flash!? funny tat i am asking my beloved frans for animation advice
You never fail to amaze me. A small thanks from some guy you don't care about. <3
listen my sistah, you and me are like over. unfriend.
whoat kind oaf faggoat goas oan foachan?
i suspect this gal, right? i suppose you might also have 2 thumbs 2 you predictable cuntbox?
with love, daniel fuckfuck
That shit was comical
VicariousE
If those comments had dates like 1/28/99, I'd think they came from the NG BBS of old.
Where did these come from, 4chan? Forums are scary places....
emily-youcis
o/f/course, the /f/section of 4chan. appartenly i am queen.