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Hey folks Hey folks its me Emily Youcis and I'm here with yet another fantastic punch to your groin in the form of Fantastic Cartoon Dog entertainmen.t
Eight count 'em Eight years of solid work has been in the making for this DVD, from ages 14 to 21 that's 14 to 21 - My Entire Life's Work .. . ... . so far.
What is on this DVD you ask WELL sirs and ladays you get EVERY SINGLE CARTOON i ever made that's 1 AND A HALF HOURS of cartoon entertainment + EVERY SINGLE episode of DA EMILY SHOW, the show featuring me on youtube + EVERY SINGLE episode of SMUT CAVE in which I was featured that's right the spelunker and Me's DONE IT AGAIN + commentary by your favorite animator, yours truly, Emily Youcis, That's 1 and a half hours of live entertainment as well folks equating to over THREE HOURS of your viewing pleasure--- I"M JUST AS BIG A FAN OF YOU AS YOU ARE OF ME cuz you love me folks yes and i love you too and now for the first time ever in my and your lifetime you can $how me that love by givin me your money, and i will take it and love you even more . ... .--
Now YOU yes YOU can be the proud owner of Emily Youcis's life's work, and the entirety of the rock and roll jesus hero cartoon dog Alfred Alfer (That is, for now.) Now YOU yes YOU can for the first time cuddle up on your couch and watch that dog on your TV screen. Fuck the computer, it's annoyin! What with pop ups and distractions and facebooks? FORGETABOUTIT - they've already come up with a superior viewing device - the good old TV so why dont you give that DVD player a long lost excersize, brush the dirt off that bitch and insert THIS bitch, Me, into that little slot. Oh yes.
Simply click on the link provided and scroll a bit down, and there you have the option of purchasing! Support lowly old me, who has been slaving at the feet of that dog since i was in grade school, and has alas received no payment or reward for those countless hours of isolation at the computer. You all say you want more Alfred, Well the only way i can do it is if I have time, and I can't have time if i gotta work a stupid 9-5, so I need your money NOW to keep the dream alive!! The dream. . . . of Alfred.
Buy Now! Buy Now! . . . and thank you.
Love, Emily Rose Youcisto buy dvd