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::BUY PIZZA::

2010-04-12 10:49:09 by emily-youcis
Updated

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::BUY PIZZA::


::DRINK MILLER LIGHT::

2010-04-12 10:10:57 by emily-youcis

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::DRINK MILLER LIGHT::


hunnyboys

2010-03-23 01:17:33 by emily-youcis
Updated

this is a hunnyboy
hunnyboy: nown: a peice of cheesecake. a soft pasty white boy. an ozzypie. a hunny.
ex: "Boys that are as sweet as you they call hunnyboys."
"There is a hunnyboy drinking beer."
"That hunnyboy is 24 years old and is a sweetness that enjoys trick bikes and works with mexicans."

hunnyboys


RAWRY

2010-03-03 09:14:58 by emily-youcis

FAT

RAWRY


WATCGH MY MOVIE

2010-02-10 22:28:47 by emily-youcis

HEY you YOU BETTER WATCH MY MOVIE
THATS RIGHT FUCKOS I MEAN YOU.
all you stupid fuckos better watch my movie i'll shove a garbage can down your throat.
I MADE it that's right I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
all you fuckos better suck my dick or else ill stick it in your mouth anyway you bitch.
THat's right you stupid sunofabitches dont care bout none of you now WATCH MY SHOW

that's right you can eat my dick,
suck it, and all the rest.
Stick it in my mouth becasue all you fuckos arent half as cool as me.
ARENT HALF AS COOL AS ME>. IM EMILY YOUCIS./ I HAVE A GREEN SCREEN WHAT DO YOU AHVE YOUR MOTHERS BAASEMENT

!!!!!!!!!BE IN MY BAND!!!!!!!!!!! THE G G ALFRED BAND BE IN IT IF Y OUR IN PHILADELHPIA
bitch
I'll put you in a time out you can eat my foot
bitch you cant do nothin
NOW WATCH MY MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS GIVE THSI PHOTO TO YOUR FRIENDS AS A VALENTINE
BIETCHHHHHH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m45_dd JxoU&feature=response_watch

WATCGH MY MOVIE


THE G G ALFRED BAND

2010-02-01 15:52:30 by emily-youcis

AS SYOU KNOW I NOW HAVE A GREEN SCREEN THATS RIGHT A REAL LIFE GREEN SCREEN THAT I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT TO ON. AS YOU KNOW, I CAN SING! ;) ;) ;)
AS YOU KNOW I NOW DO REAL LIFE ENTERTAINMENT WITH MY BODY AS WELL AS DRAWING A CARTOON DOG

THE PEOPLE DEMAND THAT ALFRED BE VOICED WITH HIS OWN CLASSIC REAL VOICE! THAT IS VOICED BY I!

AND SO, I SHALL COMBINE THESE TWO THINGS, TO MAKE A BAND COME AND PLAY BEHIND ME AS I SING "I WANNA FUCK MYSELF" AS THE CARTOON GETS PLAYED ON THE GREEN SCREEN, AS I DUB IN THE VOICE OF ALFRED AND THEN HE CAN BE AUTHENTICALLY HIM!!

DO YOU LIVE IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA!?!? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ENTERTAIBNMENT?? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY EITHER GUITAR BASS OR DRUMS!!!? DO YOU LIKE G G ALLIN!?!?!?

YOU CAN BE ON MY SHOW!!! DA EMILY SHOW!! NEW EPISODES COMIN SOON!

THEN CONTACT ME, I MUST ASSEMBLE A STANDARD BAND TO COVER "I WANNA FUCK MYSELF!"

IT SHALL BE A MELDING OF THE ARTS!
GLORIOUS ENTERTAINMENT!
G G ALLIN WAS A SCUMFUC SUCKIN DOG!! AND HE WAS FUCKIN, THE DOG!
NOW HE SHALL BE A NEW DOG!!
THAT OF ALFRED! DICTATOR ALFRED! SCHOOLGIRL ALFRED! AND ALL THE REST!

JOIN ME ON THIS EXPIDITION!! JOIN ME AND MAKE THE INTERNET COME TO LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD!! AND MAKE A SEXY CARTOON DOG BE VOICED BY A SEXY REAL LIFE LADY!!

THE COMBINATION CANNOT GO WRONG!!!
WHO IS WITH ME ON THIS GAME??

THE G G ALFRED BAND


why wont you watch it

2010-01-25 09:46:07 by emily-youcis
Updated

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
523823

why wont you guys watch it. i made it just for you. and for your sexual insatisfaction so that hopefully with a sexy dog when ur bored at work ud watch it and remember sex and love for 2 seconds and then perhaps ull get very happy want wanna stand up and do something. nd actually beat off instead of stroking urself out of boredom. cause now ud be hapy

spread it around! Spread it around!!
watch my movie for @#~~***LOVE***~~#@

WHA THE FUCK ITS DICTATOR ALFREd stlOPA TAKING MY IDEAS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2nP1qk jD3A&feature=related

why wont you watch it



middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.
middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.
middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLAsS SUBUREBAN WHITE KIDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBUEBAN WHITE IKDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIKDS?!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY!?????????????????????????

ARE WE NOT WORTHY ENOUGH FOR YOU!? ARE WE SO INFERIOR!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!?!??! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK>?!!??

WHO ELSE IS THERE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!? GIVE ME A WORTHIER DEMOGRAPHIC!!>!>?

WHAT IS A WORTHIER DEMOGRAPHIC!?!?!??!

IF YOU SAY SAID POOR BLACK KIDS, AND IF POOR BLACK KIDS LIKED DUBSTEP, WOULD IT THEN BE WORTHY?!

SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE RACIALLY -INCLINED PREJEDOUCE BULLSHIT THEN!

ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE POOR TO BE WORTHY!

ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE BLACK TO BE WORTHY!

ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO SUFFER TO BE "REAL" AND "WORTHY" AND "GOOD" AND "COOL"

I WONT EVEN SAY HOW THE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN KIDS STILL GET RAPED AND BEATEN!!

AND EVEN THOSE WHO DIDNT, WOULD YOU LIKE US TO GO OUT THERE AND GET RAPED AND BEATEN , AND THEN IF WE LISTEND TO DUBSTEP, WED SUDDENLY BE COOL AND GOOD ENOUGH?!?

WHAT WORD IS HE EVEN TRYING TO USE ????? COOL OR GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THE MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO COOL AND GOOD??
WHAT WORD ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO USE?? WOULD NOT THAT MAKE YOU SOME ONE WHO IS YEARNING TO BE COOL, YOU FUCKING AUTHOR???
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO WRONG WITH US?!?!?!

WHAT OTHER BRAND OF PEOPLE IS MORE WORTHY?? OH! I BET IF ETHIOPIANS LIKED IT, THEN IT WOULD BE WORTHY MUSIC, AMIRIGHT?!?!??

I THINK THAT THE WORLD IS NATURALLY PREJEDOUCE AGAINST WHITE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN KIDS!!!

WELL IF THEN WE ARE SO INFERIOR BECAUSE WE CAME FROM WEALTH, THEN I SUPPOSE THE WEALTH HAS MADE US INFERIOR!!

THUS WE ARE SUFFERING FROM THE INJUSTICE BROUGH TUPON US FROM 'SPOILING' AND 'CODDLING'!!! WHICH IS WHAT IT SEEMS THE WORLD IS SMASHING UPON US !

WE HAVE BEEN TUIRNED MUTATED SOFT PUSSY NAIVE IDIOTS THEN I GUESS, FROM THE SPOILS OF BURGOISE MIDDLE CLASSERY!!!

AND THEN< I GUESS< WE ARE SUFFERING THENJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO THEN, IS OUR INFERIOR LOT -- WE ARE INFERIOR -- AND SO THEN I GUESS WE ARE WORTHY!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!@?!!?

THE WORLD ALL HATES MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, AND THEY ARE CHAINING THEM AND PUTTING THEM DOWN BY THE ASSUMPTION THAT WE SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND WE"RE JUST WASTE!!!

AND SOOOOO THENNNNN< WHAT IF WE ARE!!! WE MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN RAISED TO BE UNSERIOUS NAIVE WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF THAT IS THE CASE, THEN WE ARE MOST CERTAINLY THE UNDERDOGS HERE<a MIRIGHT>!>!>!!>!>!>

WE HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED THE HEART AND SOUL THAT COMES WITH SUFFERING!?!??!?

IF SO THEN,
THEN WE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!

THEN WE ARE THE SUFFERING STEAMING MATTING ROTTING MESS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHAIN!!!!

THEN WE ARE, INFACT< WHAT ALL YOU ARE DEEMING 'WORHTY!!!!""

AND SO WITH OUR STRIFE, I SUPPOSE, THE MUSIC WE LISTEN TO WILL BECOME "GOOD" or "WORLD CHANGING" or "REVOLUTIONARY"

THIS SHIT IS BACKWARDS MAN, IVE SEEN IT BEFORE I"VE BEEN FED UP WITH THIS WHITE MIDDLE CLASS SHIT FOR QUITE SOME TIME,

WE ARE SEEN AS INFERIOR PEOPLE WITH NO OPINIONS

WE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BEING PUT DOWN

AND THE WORST PART ABOUT IT IS, BECAUSE WE COME FROM WHAT THEY DEEMED 'PRIVELEGED," NO ONE WILL EVERY RECOGNIZE IT./ ITS THE TABOO THING, NO ONE WOULD EVER CONSIDER PEOPLE WHO ARE 'PRIVELEGED" AS PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING PUT DOWN.

AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONSIDER OUR STRIFE TO BE REAL STRIFE, BECAUSE WE ARE "PRIVELEGED." AND ONCE THAT COMES UP, EVERYONE GETS FILLED WITH SHAME AND GUILT AND PUTTING YOU TO SHAME AND SHAME AND GUILT AND BLAH BLAH BVLAH>

I GUESSS YOU HAVE TO SUFFER IN A "REAL" WAY IN ORDER TO BE SUFFERING.

THAT IS WORLD-APPROVED SUFFERING WE"RE TALKING ABOUT, THE WORLD APPROVES ONE KIND OF SUFFERING, BUT CONDEMNS AND DOES NOT RECOGNIZE ANOTHER. AND THAT IS THE WORST, BECAUSE IF WE CLAIM WE ARE SUFFURING, WE FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE THE WROLD HAS TOLD US THAT WE ARE NOT>.

AND THAT SEEMS LIKE THE WORST KIND OF SUFFERING, THE SUFFERING THAT EVERYONE DEEMS AS NOT REAL AND SLAPS YOU EVEN MORE IN THE FACE IF YOU CLAIM THAT YOU ARE

WELL, IF THE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING INFERIOR, TO EVERYONE I KNOW , AND TO THE WORLD, THEN I GUESS WE HAVE BEEN RAISED INEFFICIEANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THERES JUST SO MUCH FUCKING SHAME AND GUILT AND POINTING AND NOSE-UP-ASSHOLE SHIT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS WHOLE DEAL.

WHY!?>

OUR PRIVELEGEDNESS IS CHAINING US AND MAKING US THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

JUST WHAT IS SCUM AND WHAT IS NOT SCUM, IN THIS FUCKING WORLD TODAY?!?! I TELL YOU ITS FUCKING BACKWARDS.



IAM AN OUTLAW SCI AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! NOr, are YOU!!!
HAW!
I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC OUTLAWSCUMFUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL IVE EVER WANTED ALL IVE EVER WANTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

LOOK AT ME, BOW DOWN! I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC OUTLAW SCUMFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCBOWDOWN!!!!!!!
!!!

WATCH MY POARN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TODAY!
wanna know where?
Hey GORLS, i herd you can get gg allin sex on line?!?????????????????????????????
NOWAYWHERE!??!
only at ggallinsex@emily-youcis@/newgrounds.co m ofcourse
;)
get all the ggallinsexinNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD

HEY WANT GG ALLIN SEX COME TO
: al you have to do is go to: come to:
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NEWGROUNDS.COm!? really thought that was a place for square dorkboys NOT!~!!!!!
no, not at all!

so yes, ladies, single? come get all the gg allin sex you need ----- and breed-----AND DESERVE LOL!!!!

at gg allin sex @emily-youcis@temple.edu,.

what?

THATS right that's right ladies dorkboys it's G G ALLINSEX@emily-youcis/newgrounds.com!!
!!!

JOIN---- (and scoin) ;) ;) ;) =------- TONIGHT!!!
that's right G G allin that's GEnuine Genuine Aughtentic Lexipro LOvesexx In Nuts

what i herd you can get ggallinsex onliINE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?



i am getting my own internet tv show, acting as myself and others with the squatters in a black metal video.
cartoons take too much time in this modern day.
but when i do the cartoon it will be the dopest thing ever to hit this nation.
the world's going down, the revolution is coming.
everything is sincing up and coming to a point and soon i shall drop out of the world and so will you.
peace be with you.

I HAVE OWn Intenret tV SHOW now