mikobook 2010-01-25 23:43:08

I watched it but I was too shy to admit it.

SlouchingPoet 2010-01-27 01:38:49

I've watched the whore out of it.

roadburn19 2010-01-28 17:48:08

is that supposed to be alfred and phat dog ?

roadburn19 2010-01-30 08:11:45

i feel your pain dude

Kyle-Create 2010-01-30 21:40:41

thanks for reminding me how rudimentary & exploited sex is, how crappy we have our priorities, and how we don't care about any of that anyway :D

lol let's all fuck fuck fuck, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, fuck fuck fuck, work, fuck, work, fuck, work fuck that's all life is. Not necessrily a bad thing i guess, meaning of lfie is happiness, meaning of everything is nothing, meaning of death is evolution.but srsly look into biological immortality anyone reading this, become a scientist and live forever that's our goal then when we have that we do whatever shit we want

am serial. this is the real deal. fine go disregard, do some shit and have some shitty fun then rinse lather and repeat the shit to the tips until thouroughly shittified then die.

otherwise, be happy AND head twrds biological immortality! jellyfish and hydra already do it! jellyfish can't even shit!

Chewy2007 2010-01-31 00:59:52

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY GRAZING!

PhoenixGodwin 2010-02-04 08:52:05

"Alfred Fucks Himself" is an awesome flash. Though the most interesting part to me is how revealing it is of the Newgrounds community.

Since we have it on the front page it's getting tons of views and votes- and learning- I think, how many squeamish and close minded people actually come to this site and are members.

I've been reading a lot of the reviews and I gotta say, I'm surprised. I thought the general populace here was open minded and at least somewhat clever (well, maybe half of them anyway)- but I think now that that might be a small minority.

Don't worry. I'll fuck your cartoons.