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Emily Youcis @emily-youcis

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i do not want to be molested

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post my movie on 4chan all they talk about is masturbation adn they should know that g g allin is one of them

Posted by emily-youcis - January 7th, 2010


middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.
middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.
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WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLAsS SUBUREBAN WHITE KIDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBUEBAN WHITE IKDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIKDS?!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY!?????????????????????????

ARE WE NOT WORTHY ENOUGH FOR YOU!? ARE WE SO INFERIOR!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!?!??! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK>?!!??

WHO ELSE IS THERE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!? GIVE ME A WORTHIER DEMOGRAPHIC!!>!>?

WHAT IS A WORTHIER DEMOGRAPHIC!?!?!??!

IF YOU SAY SAID POOR BLACK KIDS, AND IF POOR BLACK KIDS LIKED DUBSTEP, WOULD IT THEN BE WORTHY?!

SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE RACIALLY -INCLINED PREJEDOUCE BULLSHIT THEN!

ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE POOR TO BE WORTHY!

ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE BLACK TO BE WORTHY!

ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO SUFFER TO BE "REAL" AND "WORTHY" AND "GOOD" AND "COOL"

I WONT EVEN SAY HOW THE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN KIDS STILL GET RAPED AND BEATEN!!

AND EVEN THOSE WHO DIDNT, WOULD YOU LIKE US TO GO OUT THERE AND GET RAPED AND BEATEN , AND THEN IF WE LISTEND TO DUBSTEP, WED SUDDENLY BE COOL AND GOOD ENOUGH?!?

WHAT WORD IS HE EVEN TRYING TO USE ????? COOL OR GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THE MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO COOL AND GOOD??
WHAT WORD ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO USE?? WOULD NOT THAT MAKE YOU SOME ONE WHO IS YEARNING TO BE COOL, YOU FUCKING AUTHOR???
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO WRONG WITH US?!?!?!

WHAT OTHER BRAND OF PEOPLE IS MORE WORTHY?? OH! I BET IF ETHIOPIANS LIKED IT, THEN IT WOULD BE WORTHY MUSIC, AMIRIGHT?!?!??

I THINK THAT THE WORLD IS NATURALLY PREJEDOUCE AGAINST WHITE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN KIDS!!!

WELL IF THEN WE ARE SO INFERIOR BECAUSE WE CAME FROM WEALTH, THEN I SUPPOSE THE WEALTH HAS MADE US INFERIOR!!

THUS WE ARE SUFFERING FROM THE INJUSTICE BROUGH TUPON US FROM 'SPOILING' AND 'CODDLING'!!! WHICH IS WHAT IT SEEMS THE WORLD IS SMASHING UPON US !

WE HAVE BEEN TUIRNED MUTATED SOFT PUSSY NAIVE IDIOTS THEN I GUESS, FROM THE SPOILS OF BURGOISE MIDDLE CLASSERY!!!

AND THEN< I GUESS< WE ARE SUFFERING THENJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO THEN, IS OUR INFERIOR LOT -- WE ARE INFERIOR -- AND SO THEN I GUESS WE ARE WORTHY!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!@?!!?

THE WORLD ALL HATES MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, AND THEY ARE CHAINING THEM AND PUTTING THEM DOWN BY THE ASSUMPTION THAT WE SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND WE"RE JUST WASTE!!!

AND SOOOOO THENNNNN< WHAT IF WE ARE!!! WE MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN RAISED TO BE UNSERIOUS NAIVE WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF THAT IS THE CASE, THEN WE ARE MOST CERTAINLY THE UNDERDOGS HERE<a MIRIGHT>!>!>!!>!>!>

WE HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED THE HEART AND SOUL THAT COMES WITH SUFFERING!?!??!?

IF SO THEN,
THEN WE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!

THEN WE ARE THE SUFFERING STEAMING MATTING ROTTING MESS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHAIN!!!!

THEN WE ARE, INFACT< WHAT ALL YOU ARE DEEMING 'WORHTY!!!!""

AND SO WITH OUR STRIFE, I SUPPOSE, THE MUSIC WE LISTEN TO WILL BECOME "GOOD" or "WORLD CHANGING" or "REVOLUTIONARY"

THIS SHIT IS BACKWARDS MAN, IVE SEEN IT BEFORE I"VE BEEN FED UP WITH THIS WHITE MIDDLE CLASS SHIT FOR QUITE SOME TIME,

WE ARE SEEN AS INFERIOR PEOPLE WITH NO OPINIONS

WE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BEING PUT DOWN

AND THE WORST PART ABOUT IT IS, BECAUSE WE COME FROM WHAT THEY DEEMED 'PRIVELEGED," NO ONE WILL EVERY RECOGNIZE IT./ ITS THE TABOO THING, NO ONE WOULD EVER CONSIDER PEOPLE WHO ARE 'PRIVELEGED" AS PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING PUT DOWN.

AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONSIDER OUR STRIFE TO BE REAL STRIFE, BECAUSE WE ARE "PRIVELEGED." AND ONCE THAT COMES UP, EVERYONE GETS FILLED WITH SHAME AND GUILT AND PUTTING YOU TO SHAME AND SHAME AND GUILT AND BLAH BLAH BVLAH>

I GUESSS YOU HAVE TO SUFFER IN A "REAL" WAY IN ORDER TO BE SUFFERING.

THAT IS WORLD-APPROVED SUFFERING WE"RE TALKING ABOUT, THE WORLD APPROVES ONE KIND OF SUFFERING, BUT CONDEMNS AND DOES NOT RECOGNIZE ANOTHER. AND THAT IS THE WORST, BECAUSE IF WE CLAIM WE ARE SUFFURING, WE FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE THE WROLD HAS TOLD US THAT WE ARE NOT>.

AND THAT SEEMS LIKE THE WORST KIND OF SUFFERING, THE SUFFERING THAT EVERYONE DEEMS AS NOT REAL AND SLAPS YOU EVEN MORE IN THE FACE IF YOU CLAIM THAT YOU ARE

WELL, IF THE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING INFERIOR, TO EVERYONE I KNOW , AND TO THE WORLD, THEN I GUESS WE HAVE BEEN RAISED INEFFICIEANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THERES JUST SO MUCH FUCKING SHAME AND GUILT AND POINTING AND NOSE-UP-ASSHOLE SHIT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS WHOLE DEAL.

WHY!?>

OUR PRIVELEGEDNESS IS CHAINING US AND MAKING US THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

JUST WHAT IS SCUM AND WHAT IS NOT SCUM, IN THIS FUCKING WORLD TODAY?!?! I TELL YOU ITS FUCKING BACKWARDS.


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I really like this persona you have created, i just wished that more people would get it.

Also are you going to be doing more of "da emily show"? I really think that it got potential and would really like to see more. Good luck in keeping face and i hope that you will find the time to answer. Thanks.

i was very serious, and very enraged, when i wrote this. Trying to figure out this conundrum that has been eating at me since i was oh. . . 13.
Yes, the emily show is continuing, i filmed 4 more episodes in front of that green screen a while back. Now i just have to wait till some guy edits them together . .. i just hope he does them justice.
Ya gotta keep face. Otherwords, you'll just sinck back into monotonous regular shit and you'll have whoosed out on yhour beleifs, your projects, your dreams.

I'm a slut for conversation :X

thats right goooooooorrrrl. we're both gorls. AHH!HAHAH! and im a scumfuc cumslut.
you should tell the KK that i've wanted to be part of their spam crew for a while, but I want my own spam crew. I want to assemble an alfred fan art poarn furry crew, where everyone makes alfred poarn and we turn him into jesus together. He gets worshiped through everyone thinking he's sexy.
That's been my dream for a while. I've always wanted a cult.

a-wun-a
a-two-a
a-free-a

a muvva was washin'
'er baby wun noight
'twas the youngist of ten
and a delicate moite
ve muvva was poor
an ve baby was fin
'twas not but an skellington
covered in skin

ve muvva turned round
took the soap off the rack
she was only a minit
bu' when she turned back
'er baby was gorn
an' in anguish she croid
"Oh where 'as moi baby gorn?"
an' ve oingels reploiiiiiiid-

oh your baby 'as gorn down ve plug'ole
your baby 'as gorn down ve plug
Ve poor li'ool fing was sow skinny an' fin
'e should 'ave bin washed in a jug
iiiin aaaa juuuuuuug....
your baby is perfec'ly 'appy
'e won't need a baff anymore
'e's a-muckin' abou' wif ve oingels above
No' lost, bu' a-gone befooooah

Meh, I'm not all that sure that you'd like being in the KK that much. Who knows, they'll probably fall in love with you anyway, but I do know someone that's been hurt by some of the members's stupid pecking order bullshit. I know I've been. The actual KK forum isn't really active, we hang out on Fatal Fantasy instead.

As for people not liking white suburban kids (and people), I don't know myself, but I'm pretty sure that skinheads/disingenuous white liberals/stormfront/the boondocks/that ATHF episode where shake gets bit by a radioactive black man/anything making fun of europeans ever probably has something to do with it.

My knowledge of this is pretty much limited to SWPL and Adult Swim :/

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w thinkkbits nothiing .....................................
.nothing evil nothing but fire ant voltures
entertanment for joy of lust for entertertmint mint mints chocolate chip mint antsofrot we are they cannot get trowards your heart nomatter what
let us have peace not war it is not good for heart
antsofrot they are they cannot get trowards your heart nomatter what
let us have peace not war it is not good for heart song oh say can you see by the dawns early light...what so proud that we have twas the twilight steal gleamiing and the rockets let fire please we must have peice do not give in donot guilt guilt................................
.......Guilt and PITY..............................PIT Y pity

4 CHAN NEEDS TO FHI HFIHI OFIN IS DIE 4 THEY ARE AN INTERNET HATE MACHINE!! WE NeEd A LEADER HERE SOMEONE NEEDS TO LEAD US AND MAY WE MARCH DOWN THE STREETS WITH PRIDE 4 EVER LIKE ONE FLESH AND ELIMANTE ALL WHO WE DEEM UNWORTHY OF LIFE!!!

then let that sexy rocknroll messiah dog be your leader - he's a dictator after all, but we all know he must in the end become the GOOD dictator, leader and liberator of the scumfuc stray dogs.

To quote a great sage:

"Multiple exclamation marks (...) are a sure sign of a diseased mind".

Oh, and btw, scum backwards is mucs. That explains all.

we must stand together and defeat them
OR ESLE THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD THOSE KIDS WE SHOULDNT SINK WE RISE AGAIN AGAIN AND LET THE CRAZY DOGED LED US THERE,SUFFER NO SUFFER ONLY VICTORY THE DOG WILL LED US THERE
NO SCUM NO MURCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHOS EVER WITH ME SAY ...AYE!
vVICORTY WILL BE OURS BUT UNTIL THEN WE MUST GET A SLUSHIE mmmm
OUR PRIVELEGEDNESS IS CHAINING US AND MAKING US THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.WELL NO MORE EMILY NO MORE SUFFERING AND NEVER SAY THAT THEY ARE BETTER THEN US

Yes. Suffering is not needed anymore. I once thought that it was still necessary and would go to lenghts to create more of it, but now i know that there will always be poor pathetically starving and Us suffering and Us having guilt will do nothing about it -- infact they're just narcissistic bullshitteries.
Now we need to go to something beyond suffering. That is the scary unknown.
AND YES. DOgs are naturally loyal and kind - if we're gonna have a leader he's gotta have the heart of a dog. A scumfuc sog.
THE DOG WILL LEAD US THERE!!! NO SCUM NO MURCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get it. Dubstep sounds like simple music anybody could make but it's really underground so of course all the sheltered nobody 'suburban white kids' draw to this for attention to differentiate themselves. So then you went on a thought rampage about how easy yet unfulfilling it is to be a suburban white kid and how other's negative views of them are hypocritical or at least hit a 1 way street.

In reference to the alfred stuff it's cool how you live in a pointless fantasy where the fantasy is the point. PS YOU'RE FUCKING BACKWARDS only joking tssss I'm such a tease

yes, ofcourse we are drawn to that because we have been raised so that our only culture identification is a 7 11. this is why we also wanna be black. ps - despite my complaints about backwards things, i love being backwards , that was one of the things my flashes stood for. And that in itself is backwards. everything's a paradox i tellya.

Somebody start a Alfred/Youcis Facebook page so I can fan/friend that motherfucker.

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WE SHALL HAVE VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck Culminating that cult.

*facepalm*

1&2

you may suck my dick

....Yikes.

I love "mind-fuck" animations, and your animations are mind-fuckably awesome.

Good luck. I know that insanity can be....troubling.

Hey Emily,

I don't live in the US so a lot of the things you're saying here only leave me to imagine what it is like, and no I'm not Turkish lmfao but I was always really into American Culture and this is all very interesting to me your 'idiosyncratic' perspective of society and the role the cartoon 2D dog will be playing etc etc

And you know the saying "art can change the world", it's true and you probably will in some way that's really inspiring. And I'm just sick and tired of the mundane world everyone out there seems to be stuck in, I never had interest in that society and how a select minority exploits majorities and how fucking clueless they are. Forgive me if I missed out on getting the exact meaning on some stuff you are saying cuz of a different cultural setting, what I meant to say was that with your ideologies s/l/a\sh ideas the world would be a more interesting place if they broke through the barrier of the underground. And to me it seems if you would ever want that, feature length film is the way to go. Man I'd fucking see that, but for me it never really was about the dog, for me it was about the artist that I called myself a fan. ;)

(and I don't call myself a fan even about the music I listen)

I also liked your feral video, I wanna do that someday ;P

I agree ngl