MindChamber 2010-02-01 17:23:35

Hey. Emily, you should interview TomFulp!! He's from philly!! And that would be rad!!!

roadburn19 2010-02-01 17:38:19

i wonder how you affrod these things but im thrilled to see you do that a combination of realitty and cartoons why arnt ya famous yet

TheRealSam 2010-02-01 20:23:04

fuck I don't live in Philadelphia.
Always wanted to see what a real life green screen looks like.

wtfuguyz 2010-02-01 21:58:43

TUTUGURI
The Rite of the Black Sun
And below, as if at the foot of the bitter slope,
cruelly despairing at the heart,
gapes the circle of the six crosses,
very low
as if embedded in the mother earth,
wrenched from the foul embrace of the mother
who drools.

The earth of black coal
is the only damp place
in this cleft rock.

The Rite is that the new sun passes through seven points before
blazing on the orifice of the earth.

And there are six men,
one for each sun,
and a seventh man
who is the sun
in the raw
dressed in black and in red flesh.

But, this seventh man
is a horse,
a horse with a man leading him.

But it is the horse
who is the sun
and not the man.

At the anguish of a drum and a long trumpet,
strange,
the six men
who were lying down,
rolling level with the ground,
leap up one by one like sunflowers,
not like suns
but turning earths,
water lilies,
and each leap
corresponds to the increasingly somber
and restrained
gong of the drum
until suddenly he comes galloping, at vertiginous speed,
the last sun,
the first man,
the black horse with a
naked man,
absolutely naked
and virgin
riding it.

After they leap up, they advance in winding circles
and the horse of bleeding meat rears
and prances without a stop
on the crest of his rock
until the six men
have surrounded
completely
the six crosses.

Now, the essence of the Rite is precisely
THE ABOLITION OF THE CROSS.

When they have stopped turning
they uproot
the crosses of earth
and the naked man
on the horse
holds up
an enormous horseshoe
which he has dipped in a gash of his blood.

wtfuguyz 2010-02-01 22:40:19

Also, i'm game.

heatmaster28 2010-02-01 23:28:51

No offense but I saw those monstrosities you call "animation". I admire your ambition but, to be honest, your "ALFRED" series kinda sucks. Plain and simple. 'gratz on the Green Screen though.

mikobook 2010-02-02 00:55:06

Now you TOO can crush the buildings.

Tyler 2010-02-02 02:09:58

I live in the Philadelphias.
I want to see a giant green screen.

SlouchingPoet 2010-02-02 10:19:41

@heatmaster28. How can you say Alfred sucks? Didn't you see his little twitching doggy wiener?

heatmaster28 2010-02-02 18:39:39

Unfortunately, yes, yes I did

Avojaifnot 2010-02-02 18:56:29

We love Alfred
We treasure him above a
We kiss his boo-boos when he's hurt and give him lollipops when he cries
He is better than us
In that he has frequent sexual encounters
And certainly does not have lice
We won't leave thou Alfred at his birthday party
You son of a bitch, come back here with his roller skates!
We have strong desires to fondle dear Alfred
We'll put Alfred above our lives
For all eternity!
Love him
Love him
Love him
Love him
Him him him
Him him him
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM

Psycedelic 2010-02-03 16:02:35

Meh, seen better.

underjollyroger 2010-02-03 22:28:00

haha wow, are you really from the Philly area?
i had no idea one of newgrounds up and "cumming" spam legends lived in the same area as i do.

Congrats on being awesome.
And from being from an awesome area =)

seAnceTM 2010-02-04 02:02:51

.... where do i start hmm...you shouldn't embarrass gg allin more than he already did with your dog...hmm wait no,maybe you should stop making flashes and do something else. Or you can just go fuck yourself.

rabidsquirl 2010-02-04 15:25:46

I totally am a film major from the philidelphia area~!

... D: But I'm away for school! Sad I am.