DjBliss 2010-03-23 01:37:53

how cute
look at my pix of my hunnygurl
<a href="http://www.chodecircus.com/area51">http://www.chodecircus.com/area51</a>

DjBliss 2010-03-23 02:26:11

oh you're so right
I didn't get to go to the prom with a fat ass like you
seriously, lay off the twinkies

Chewy2007 2010-03-24 01:00:59

For some reason I thought your skin was darker than this.

At least you seemed that way the one second I managed to see you on Smutcave :/

I made another Alfred thing back on March 1st. I tried uploading it on FanFiction.Net but it keeps changing it, so I'll just post it here.

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blerrrrerghgg

Der Alfred decided to go to a house or sumtin, Raymoo was in it.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH, GIVE ME BACK MY ROLLER SKATES!" The Alfred screamed at animu touhou gorl-thing, then 50 million youcisites jizzed themselves to death, because YOU'RE a famous person (I fear your Fame.)

Alfred then realized that he never had roller skates in the first place, that was what the job was for! But OH SHITTING DAMNATION, HIS JOB WENT OUT OF STYLE LIKE THE 80'S. Censorship America HATES burritos now! Quick Alfred The Dawg, you must become MODERN AND WHITE, LEAVE BEHIND YOUR MAGICAL DOG HERITAGE AND BE THE CHIRSTAIN WESTON CHANDLER THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF!!

Caps makes me look cool.

Then for no goddamn reason whatsoever, a giant bleeding bubonic vagina came from the moon. "Hello, horny non-Pokemon, My name is Miss Giant Ble-".

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Your friends shall protect you. You are loved.

You are loved.

You are loved.

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THE EN-NO FUCK THAT!!

"Phat-dawg is dead. He is no longer here. However, on my back, within my PLAAAAYHOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUSE, he continues to live on! Digging a hole to pierce the DINNER. Even in a popsicle, I can fuck myself off! And if I can rip off more and more anime, it's my goddamn very own creation! Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Alfred. Not my bro, Phat-dawg. I am myself! Alfred The-"

"Girl." Emily Youcis said.

..

.

... :(

... And then Alfred disappeared...

TO THE MOON, SUCKERS!!! AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

FREEDOM IS PARAMOUNT

The moon's sort of neatish, I guess. Like, there isn't many white people there, or well, anything else for that matter.

Eh, there's some mooninites, but the stardreams of myself faded to another world entirely.

Looks like I wrote myself in a corner. :/

Chewy2007 2010-03-24 01:02:16

Keh, formatting screws up here, too.

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BUT FEAR NOT, FOR THERE WAS NO PLOT TO CORNER ME IN THE FIRST place. Alfred's now watching George Lopez while HIGH AS FUCK!

On the tv show thing, George Lopez turns into a dragon and bites his annoying wife's head off, but in order to evade racism and misogyny and probably some other stuff, he spins and shouts AT THE camera: "OLA GRANADOS MY WAIFU IS DEDORITOS!!!".

"Oh lawl he so funnay." Alfred says. Incidentally, I have no idea how to make this sentence work better but DAMMIT ALFRED'S FAMOUS LOVE HIM OR DIE TRASH!

Eh screw this plotline the rest of this literacy abomination's gonna be about Blue's Clues.

"OH HEY BLUE, you found a CLUE!" said Steve.

The "clue" is a bottle of bleach.
You can't forget him.
Shut up.

"Arf!" barked Blue.

Steve knew what he had to do. He's gonna find some BLUE'S CLUES! He sees something neat at the front door, that's where he'll go. He and Blue skipped off and left through the door.

What he found was Alfred.

"Oh, hello there friend, wanna help me find some Blu-" *CUT*

Blood.

Blood was what Steve saw. Who's blood?

Blue's blood.

"Why Blue? Why now?"

Steve saw his past life right in front of him. The one thing that made Steve alive.

"You are a killer, Steve.

You killed me.

You sewed me down to your carpet when I said I was loved.

You carved out the irises of my eyes, and replaced them with small TVs that played static.

Then I could see only myself.

You cut off my feet when I tried to be with my friends.

You replaced them with roller skates.

Then I could walk only for myself.

You broke every bone in my arms when I fucked myself with a popsicle.

You taped candy canes to my hands, knowing that I couldn't lick them.

Then I could feed only myself.

You poured bleach down my throat when I talked about my brother.

It was hot.

It was so hot.

Steve.

You did this to me for your selfish desires.

You believe you could only live through pain and suffering.

You wanted the world to know your pain.

You wanted the world to understand it.

You dwelled upon your suffering.

You refused to let the pain go.

The world kept moving.

You stopped.

You grew to hate the world.

You grew to hate all that isn't You.

You.

You forced You upon me.

Your eyes.

Your feet.

Your arms.

Your body.

You fed me your will.

Your selfish existence.

I could love no longer.

I could only propagate myself.

I could only force myself on those that were not me.

My ideology.

My faith.

My body.

I could only live through myself.

I could only expose myself to the world.

I could only force the world to love me.

And they've come to love me.

Not as a being.

Not as a peer.

But a toy.

I lost my identity to them.

I could only love them.

I could only fuck them.

I could only sing to them.

My songs of pain.

Not my pain, but yours, Steve.

I have no pain anymore.

There was no one to suffer with.

There was only You.

You killed me."

Steve's heart skipped a beat. "And now you've come to bring your pain upon me..." he rasped.

Alfred shook his head. "Blue's blood on your hands is enough."

As he left Steve, the world around him started to fade. All that was left to Steve was Blue's body, and the knife he cut her down with.

Everything else faded into black.

roadburn19 2010-03-24 16:15:53

thats nice :)

Kyle-Create 2010-03-24 19:45:00

ROFL chewy you obsessive fuck.

Em your hunnyboy looks exactly like my best friend WTF and you almost exactly look like his sister in tha pixx

1001115968 party is a party animal, he fucked your mother

Chewy2007 2010-03-24 20:50:06

olalw I'm too lazy to obsess over anything.

DrGiggles 2010-03-30 14:37:11

So he only works with Mexicans? No Italians, Chinese, Japanese or Indians? how mean....

soulhaxor 2010-03-30 22:56:06

he looks like a bitch, emily you deserve better

lukeelete 2010-04-02 10:42:11

try this one <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLlUeb6S3YE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLlUeb 6S3YE</a>

CappyKaZz 2010-04-07 11:58:37

Heh, these silly fanboys commenting on your taste, as if there's anything we could actually find out from a picture of him, looks are only a part of the deal, and most "hot" guys are complete dicks anyways, I wish you the best of luck with your hunnyboy thar, and try find time for flash again if you don't mind ^-^,

Another great like before would be amazing, unless you've retired from big pieces I mean, well either way, good luck, I'll be watching like a creepy stalker.

What you're still reading?, pretend I'm not here, look over there, yes.....
that's right, away from me....

Chewy2007 2013-03-09 15:26:59

I see that pig's been jizzing all over this news posts while you haven't been looking...