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Emily Youcis
@emily-youcis
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i do not want to be molested
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thats right goooooooorrrrl. we're both gorls. AHH!HAHAH! and im a scumfuc cumslut.
you should tell the KK that i've wanted to be part of their spam crew for a while, but I want my own spam crew. I want to assemble an alfred fan art poarn furry crew, where everyone makes alfred poarn and we turn him into jesus together. He gets worshiped through everyone thinking he's sexy.
That's been my dream for a while. I've always wanted a cult.
a-wun-a
a-two-a
a-free-a
a muvva was washin'
'er baby wun noight
'twas the youngist of ten
and a delicate moite
ve muvva was poor
an ve baby was fin
'twas not but an skellington
covered in skin
ve muvva turned round
took the soap off the rack
she was only a minit
bu' when she turned back
'er baby was gorn
an' in anguish she croid
"Oh where 'as moi baby gorn?"
an' ve oingels reploiiiiiiid-
oh your baby 'as gorn down ve plug'ole
your baby 'as gorn down ve plug
Ve poor li'ool fing was sow skinny an' fin
'e should 'ave bin washed in a jug
iiiin aaaa juuuuuuug....
your baby is perfec'ly 'appy
'e won't need a baff anymore
'e's a-muckin' abou' wif ve oingels above
No' lost, bu' a-gone befooooah
Meh, I'm not all that sure that you'd like being in the KK that much. Who knows, they'll probably fall in love with you anyway, but I do know someone that's been hurt by some of the members's stupid pecking order bullshit. I know I've been. The actual KK forum isn't really active, we hang out on Fatal Fantasy instead.
As for people not liking white suburban kids (and people), I don't know myself, but I'm pretty sure that skinheads/disingenuous white liberals/stormfront/the boondocks/that ATHF episode where shake gets bit by a radioactive black man/anything making fun of europeans ever probably has something to do with it.
My knowledge of this is pretty much limited to SWPL and Adult Swim :/
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w thinkkbits nothiing .....................................
.nothing evil nothing but fire ant voltures
entertanment for joy of lust for entertertmint mint mints chocolate chip mint antsofrot we are they cannot get trowards your heart nomatter what
let us have peace not war it is not good for heart
antsofrot they are they cannot get trowards your heart nomatter what
let us have peace not war it is not good for heart song oh say can you see by the dawns early light...what so proud that we have twas the twilight steal gleamiing and the rockets let fire please we must have peice do not give in donot guilt guilt................................
.......Guilt and PITY..............................PIT Y pity
4 CHAN NEEDS TO FHI HFIHI OFIN IS DIE 4 THEY ARE AN INTERNET HATE MACHINE!! WE NeEd A LEADER HERE SOMEONE NEEDS TO LEAD US AND MAY WE MARCH DOWN THE STREETS WITH PRIDE 4 EVER LIKE ONE FLESH AND ELIMANTE ALL WHO WE DEEM UNWORTHY OF LIFE!!!
then let that sexy rocknroll messiah dog be your leader - he's a dictator after all, but we all know he must in the end become the GOOD dictator, leader and liberator of the scumfuc stray dogs.
To quote a great sage:
"Multiple exclamation marks (...) are a sure sign of a diseased mind".
Oh, and btw, scum backwards is mucs. That explains all.
we must stand together and defeat them
OR ESLE THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD THOSE KIDS WE SHOULDNT SINK WE RISE AGAIN AGAIN AND LET THE CRAZY DOGED LED US THERE,SUFFER NO SUFFER ONLY VICTORY THE DOG WILL LED US THERE
NO SCUM NO MURCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHOS EVER WITH ME SAY ...AYE!
vVICORTY WILL BE OURS BUT UNTIL THEN WE MUST GET A SLUSHIE mmmm
OUR PRIVELEGEDNESS IS CHAINING US AND MAKING US THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.WELL NO MORE EMILY NO MORE SUFFERING AND NEVER SAY THAT THEY ARE BETTER THEN US
Yes. Suffering is not needed anymore. I once thought that it was still necessary and would go to lenghts to create more of it, but now i know that there will always be poor pathetically starving and Us suffering and Us having guilt will do nothing about it -- infact they're just narcissistic bullshitteries.
Now we need to go to something beyond suffering. That is the scary unknown.
AND YES. DOgs are naturally loyal and kind - if we're gonna have a leader he's gotta have the heart of a dog. A scumfuc sog.
THE DOG WILL LEAD US THERE!!! NO SCUM NO MURCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get it. Dubstep sounds like simple music anybody could make but it's really underground so of course all the sheltered nobody 'suburban white kids' draw to this for attention to differentiate themselves. So then you went on a thought rampage about how easy yet unfulfilling it is to be a suburban white kid and how other's negative views of them are hypocritical or at least hit a 1 way street.
In reference to the alfred stuff it's cool how you live in a pointless fantasy where the fantasy is the point. PS YOU'RE FUCKING BACKWARDS only joking tssss I'm such a tease
yes, ofcourse we are drawn to that because we have been raised so that our only culture identification is a 7 11. this is why we also wanna be black. ps - despite my complaints about backwards things, i love being backwards , that was one of the things my flashes stood for. And that in itself is backwards. everything's a paradox i tellya.
Somebody start a Alfred/Youcis Facebook page so I can fan/friend that motherfucker.
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WE SHALL HAVE VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck Culminating that cult.
*facepalm*
1&2
you may suck my dick
....Yikes.
I love "mind-fuck" animations, and your animations are mind-fuckably awesome.
Good luck. I know that insanity can be....troubling.
Hey Emily,
I don't live in the US so a lot of the things you're saying here only leave me to imagine what it is like, and no I'm not Turkish lmfao but I was always really into American Culture and this is all very interesting to me your 'idiosyncratic' perspective of society and the role the cartoon 2D dog will be playing etc etc
And you know the saying "art can change the world", it's true and you probably will in some way that's really inspiring. And I'm just sick and tired of the mundane world everyone out there seems to be stuck in, I never had interest in that society and how a select minority exploits majorities and how fucking clueless they are. Forgive me if I missed out on getting the exact meaning on some stuff you are saying cuz of a different cultural setting, what I meant to say was that with your ideologies s/l/a\sh ideas the world would be a more interesting place if they broke through the barrier of the underground. And to me it seems if you would ever want that, feature length film is the way to go. Man I'd fucking see that, but for me it never really was about the dog, for me it was about the artist that I called myself a fan. ;)
(and I don't call myself a fan even about the music I listen)
I also liked your feral video, I wanna do that someday ;P
I agree ngl
Keli1989
I really like this persona you have created, i just wished that more people would get it.
Also are you going to be doing more of "da emily show"? I really think that it got potential and would really like to see more. Good luck in keeping face and i hope that you will find the time to answer. Thanks.
emily-youcis
i was very serious, and very enraged, when i wrote this. Trying to figure out this conundrum that has been eating at me since i was oh. . . 13.
Yes, the emily show is continuing, i filmed 4 more episodes in front of that green screen a while back. Now i just have to wait till some guy edits them together . .. i just hope he does them justice.
Ya gotta keep face. Otherwords, you'll just sinck back into monotonous regular shit and you'll have whoosed out on yhour beleifs, your projects, your dreams.