Vote for my new country: Liberiamerica

Friends, I want to tell you about my glorious new idea for a counrty. I call it, Liberiamerica. If we can't divide the wealth of the world, why not divide the pain? Liberians have too much pain, and the upper class of America has way too little pain and are thus in pain because they crave pain so they can develop as humans. Thus, we must donate money to fund the transportation of a Liberian fleet, and drop their country on our country, like a big black shit. America created the cycle of violence that is Liberia anyway,- we must reunite with our long lost child! "I've abandoned my child!" America must cry. Liberiamerica: Where dreams come true! For it would be an astronomical change in brain experience to go from destitute hell to a more sanitized softened version of hell - a Liberian Dream! And t'woouldn't it be the American Nightmare for Liberia to land, the real life zombie apocalypse? Why i thought America was open to all peoples from all countries looking to make a better lifefor themselves - and yet we would turn down the festering Liberians??? SHame! Hypocrites!!! The pain will blend, and the housewives wil be satiated in their desexualized boredom when 12 liberians burst into their house for an afternoon of lovemaking, physicallly representing the beauty of the merging of the countries -- Liberiamerica!!!! Join me for this fund 0---!

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Chewy2007 2011-06-09 12:56:32

Well, Liberiamerica sure would be more fun than Censorship America. Hell, history channel might even run actual educational shit again like Rise of Alfred instead of this stupid trucker and lumberjerkoff barf. Same with Animal Planet, it completely sucked by the time the Pet Psychic and Animal Cops started airing. Now I'm stuck on the Weather Channel so I can check the temp. outside, though sometimes they cram WW2 into it at night.

Oh, and happy birthday! Whenever it was!

emily-youcis 2011-06-09 12:56:32

but animal cops is all about what i stand for - the exposure of abused dogs. it is one of the best shows on tv

Chewy2007 2011-06-11 02:16:54

Ah. What I meant by that is I miss Animal Planet when it was just mostly about animals with maybe some occasional show that has humans in it like Planet's Funniest Animals. That gameshow they used to air early in the morning (not Pet Star) was also neat. K-9 to 5 bored me sometimes, but I do like learning about things. I also liked The Most Extreme. I love Animal Planet Safari the most out of all of these shows, especially the old commercials of it.

You seem to like dogs alot.

ReaperOnivera 2011-06-11 20:16:59

:D FINALLY SOME REVOLUTION OF INSANITY!! Fuck Anthony Weiner!

Chewy2007 2011-06-12 01:25:51

Anthony's head looks like a deformed penis.

Chewy2007 2011-06-16 14:22:12

That sounds mean, Sonichu :(

Chewy2007 2011-06-19 12:00:39

Holy damn these guys are almost like the spambots that infest the KK now.

Chewy2007 2011-06-21 07:55:58

Looks like these alts are getting deleted. :OO:O:OO;o;o;

Zaireekoid 2011-07-14 14:51:20

Create a PAC. I'm in.

Fulgorin 2011-07-25 13:30:28

Youcis, Talent .. pure.
take some NZT and do something girl

emily-youcis 2011-07-25 13:30:28

what's NZT? I AMMMM doing something people, you just cant see it. i've not been sittin on my ass. i've been on a quest to make myself famous. Just google the Pistachio Girl. That's me bringin more fame to my cause . I've been painting. Painting is the only artistic way to get money these days - it's a physical object you can sell and can't be stolen by people leaking it on the internet. Making money from painting will ensure i have free time to make these free cartons for you all. so i HAVE been din somethin give me some credit most people my age all they do is sit on their ass and consume entertainment not me i make my own entertainment cuz im not satiated with the current entertainment base.

Chewy2007 2011-07-25 22:17:33

Drugs what the shit that's kwazy :'(

Horsenwelles 2011-08-10 00:43:27

oh you dog you