mayn it be hard bein at the top mayn but mayn my head be sorta fucked mayn, mayn i dont wanna sit at a computer all day lon gmayn, i wanna go out and FUCKAHOE! and i have mayn, i had my sweet virginal pussy taken hard on a matress under a bridge in da hood by a rapist/murderer who looked and acted just like kid rock and it was GOLD baby GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he might kill me so i caynt go back mayn but mayn i've been in a cacoon so long i gotta bust LOOSE baby LOOSE my fyne fyne loooks aint gonna last much longer baby i've gotta get out i told ya and FUCKAHOE!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta go to the bumblefuck klan-infested west shore n sit at gaststations so i can get sum kid rock lookin redneck folks to let me PUT THEY BALLS IN MAH MOUTH baby i've gotta live too mayn!!!!!!!!!!! i gotta fuckahoe and become a ragin alchoholic baby, and i gotta smoke the funny things and make love down by the lake to our favorite song sppin whiskey out the bottel not thinkin bout tomorrow singin sweet home alabama allsommer LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGG
baybah i told u im a restless muthafucka and i be young and supple and rowdy and i wanna LIVE BABY LIVE!! LIVE 
I GOTTA GO TO STATE FAIRS AND FIND JUGALLOS BABY PIXELS AINT REAL BABY I GOTTA FIND REAL LIFE, DIRTY SMELLY GRIMY JUGGALOS!!
BABVY THE KEYBOARD AINT BALLS I CAN PUT IN MAH MOUTH AND DA KEYBOARD MOST SERTAINLY AINT KIDROCK LOOK ALIKE BBABY I GOTTA GO OUT THERE N SIT IN THE DIRTY GAS STATION AND FIND A DIRTY KID ROCK LOOKALIKE!!
BAYBY MY MIND IS A RACIN AND I AM RESTLESS! I JUST BE TRYIN TO LIVE DIS LIFE TO ALL I CAN BABY!!! SO I BE FINDIN MAH SELF AND SHIT MAYN!!
BAYBY IVE GOTTA SEE THIS STUPID COUNTRY THIS STUPID AMERICA AND ALL ITS DURT AND CONCRETE AND BRIDGES AND WEIRD FUCKERS AND SHITTY MOTELS AND GRIME LIKE ALL THEM FOLK SONGY DUDES TALKED ABOUT IN ALL DEY SONGS MAYN I GOTTA SEE IT MAHSELF AND DA KEYBOARD AINT AMERICA, OPEOPLE DA KEYBOARD AINT!!
And when THE FUCKEN WORLD SPITS ME OUT AND CHESWS ME UP AND I GET RAPED AND MURDERED AND MOLESTED ENOUGH BY RANDOM OLD DUDES WHO DONT CARE IF YOUR IN PUBLIC THEN I LL SAY
WOW MAYN IVE ABSORVED ENOUGH SEMEN, IVE SEEN ENOUGH
AND I PUT IT ALL INTO THE BEST FUCKIN SHOW BABY EV E!@!!
BABY IVE BEEN WRITIN THIS MOVIE FOR 2 YEARS
AND BABAY THROUGH IT ALL IT JUST KEEPS GETTIN BETTER AND BETTER!
ALFRED WILL NOT DIE BABY!!!
BUT FO NOW THE TRAINHOPPERY DEADHEADS/KID ROCK LOOKALIKE/BACKWOODS MURDERY FUCKS/WIMMINBEATIN ALCHOHOLICS/AMERICAN SHIT/ ARE GONNA FEUL THAT SICK DAWG WITH THEY BALLS IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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