Alright. So here we are folks. For anyone who is interested.
Because, and it is extremely painful and sad - some think that alfred is dead. That i've resorted to a life of pure spam and he shall never come again. It did not hit me so hard, as when I saw that the only things for 2008 were spam. Yet I love my spam. I love it dearly.
But let me tell you now folks. Alfred is not dead. Infact, he is more alive than ever. And he has been ressurected.
And let me tell you now folks, I'm going to kill him.
This is going to be the last Alfred short. No, it's not a short actually. It is a film. It will take me years, and it will be perhaps an hour. And he will die, and it will be the last of alfred. Which motivates me all the more.
I have come to the age in life of supple ripeness, and I feel this is the time to commit to my epicwork. The epicwork of Alfred.
And folks, let me tell you, infact, I cannot tell you. For to verbalize it, is to reduce it. I cannot talk about it with anyone really, it is just that personal. To say how masterful it will be makes it seem preposterous, and to describe it in words is to bring it out into the external reality that is not my head - -- and thus kill it. Kill the magic atleast. It is not strung together linearly so i do not think I could bearly describe it verbally if I tried. This new thing is so very personal, so from the core of me, -- and yet, so beyond me, -- that it is almost completely cut off from the rest of my existance.
However, that existance is rather fading, as lately due to something in my mind - I've been out, seen college and life, and got bored like everyone else -- I have been focusing every increasingly around this new conception, and it is taking over my life. For throughout my college misadventures and things during this first semester, I have learned to sort out all my confused 'wants' and see that all I really love is doing this show (which makes me love everything else in return.) And I think, it is one of the only things that really matters at all in this world.
I talked about it before in my last post, and I must say that where it was in my head when I wrote that is but a stale skeleton compared to what I have now -- and I am sure, what I have now will be but a stale skeleton compared to how it will be in its finality. I say it will be a masterpeice, the story of the century, a work of genius. And yes, loooking back at those words now, it seems absolutely retarded and that I am schizophrenic like my brother who told the schoolchildren he was jesus and drove everyone away from him because he kept asserting he was their savior and bow down. Yes, looking back at those words - the external words - it seems insane, illogical. Why, doesn'te veryone just rot into mundane oblivion when they age? This surely is just a youthful fantasy!!
But no, good sir. Like I said, to write that down in text is to bring my divine conception into the external world, and like I said, that kills it. And so I've learned not to condemn the improbable -- and I think the only way to keep my improbable vision for this show is to not condemn anyone else, and that includes the small chance that maybe my stupid insane brother is jesus. WHO KNOWS!?!?
Anyway, yes, daily i get divine, blissful bouts of inspiration and spew out stuff and poetry and it feels like orgasmic ejaculation. And i can definitely say, those ejaculations will only get more orgasmic. So sadly, you wont see any real real alfred for a long time.

THAT BEING SAID --- -- Metalocalypse. I discovered it in college on the big communal TV and i'd just waste with a 40 alone in my dorm and watch it on my computer for hours. AND THEIR ALL TEH SEXIES!! ESPECIALLY PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA DO HIM! I ALSO SOMETIMES WANNA DO MURDERFACE!! ISNT THAT WRRREERD!!!!
TEE HEE HEE HEE!
Well, metalocalypse -- it makes me also horny because it's a TV show. And the idea of a TV show has been the most wonderous thing in my head since I was in 7th grade. I've always wanted a TV show, -- THE SHOW! YOUR VERY OWN SHOW!!! -- TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WITH IT JFOIAOIWHF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that guy who did it well he does EVERYTHING its his child even though i dont think he really cares that much about it BUT he's so insperational and metalocalypse has finally nestled a place in my heart, and i can say now, 'i have a favorite show.' SHOW!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
It's also really dumb at times, and well -- Like i said, i'm in that ripe supple age. And i want to expand comedy like tenfolds. Nothings really that funny anymore and I have ideas. Comedy is like my passion. It gives me insane surges of 4hg ohg0w3ae. AND SO, I WANT MY SHOW, I DO WANT MY FUCKING FUCKING SHOW -- HOW COULD I HAVE SAID I WANTED IT ALL MY LIFE AND NOT GE TIT _ AND IM AT THAT IDEAL AGE _____ SO IM GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA DIE REAL SOON< AND IM GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IM GONNA EXPAND ON MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING COMEDY!!!!! AND IM GONNA SHOW THE FOLKS WHAT I SEE IN GLORIOUS GLORIOUS SPAM AND YOUTUBE POOPS MAH BOI MAH BOI MAH BOI MAH BOI BECAUSE NOW IS THE TIME FOLKS NOW IS THE TIME!!

So my new show is going to be something that i can do in the meantime, and i wont have to spend much time on it wiht animation and stuff. And SPAM -- you know i fucking love spam. Youtube poops and spam make me go wu3tgwagweiphowogeahi. I mean, i'm like fucking passionate over spam and youtube poops and fucking with people.
BUT NO ONE APPRECIATES MY SPAM!!! No one gets the humour that i find in it. I find spam to be the top of humours, but no one likes it.
So, I've conceived something that will let me have all the fuckup insane annoyance absolute stupidity of spam, yet still have substance to it -- AND ALFRED.
Yes, it will be alfred. but it will be the church of alfred. and he will be jesus, and he will take over the internet. and i have a feeling that they willl all be still marked like 2.10 and just build up rather unknown in the vast quantities of mediocre newgrounds shit--
But some people will follow him. Some sad fucks. And anyone who does, i beleive I will love, for the very reason that they have made him their cult leader. And some people will kill in his name.
. .. . .and molest in his name!
I wont describe it here now. Infact, i am almost regretting talking about it. I wanted to get a new screenname where no one knew who I was, and post them and people might think they were serious and then they might follow him even more.
But this show is for all the nobodies, all the people who CANT, all the losers of this world, all the sad miserable regular jackoffs, all the things that people say COULDNT BE, all the IMPROBABLE RETARDED things of this world, ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT WILL GO UNRECOGNIZED, all the crackheads that will die in the street, all the crazies, all the clowns, all the JOKE people, the comicall sidecharacters, the dr rockso's who no one will ever take seriously and will die a catchphrase, the ones no one will ever give a shit about. ITS FOR YOU. AND WE WILL SEE WHAT IT CAN DO.
--then again, it will be for everyone, cus we're all nobody unremembered jackoffs in the end. HAHAHHAHAH!! AHAHHAHAH!
AND THAT FACT MAKES ME INSANE SURGE WITH JOY AN AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
THAT MOTIVATES ME, I SAY , THAT RIGHT THERE!! THE FACT THAT WERE ALL GONNA BURN!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH! EVERYTHING MUST GO EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
AHAHAHHAHHAHAH!
MY EPICWORK WILL BE DUST!!!!
THIS SHOW WILLB E DUST!!
I WILL BE DUST!!
OH MY MOTHERLOVIN EPICWORK, THAT THING THAT IS SENT FROM GOD!! OH BOY, ITS GONNA BE FORGOTTEN ABOUT JUST AS THE SAD 4CHANNERS of /b/ WHO JACK OFF AND EAT CHIPS ALL DAY AND WHOM I LOVE SO VERY DEARLY, SO VERY VERY DEARLY!!!!! NO MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT@!!AHAHAHH!
CAUS IM SICK OF THE HIEARCHY!! AND THIS SHOW SHALL OBLITERATE IT!! OBLITERATE IT!!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!
A CARTOON DOG IS JESUS!!! JESUS IS PIXELS!! AHAHHAH! AND HE SHALL RULE THE EARTH! AND HE SHALL TAKE POWER!!
AND HE SHALL TAKE POWER!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AND YOU MAY LOOK BACK AT THIS IN THE FUTURE AND SAY, "whatever happened to that girl and her dreams? look, i suppose it's just another deviant-artist, another person with naive fantasties who did just fade in the end" -- YES, YOU MAY LOOK AT THIS AND SEE IT!! BUT THAT HAS NOT HAPENED YET !! AND I WILLL SEE WHAT I SHALL DO!! AND I WILL SEE WHAT ALFRED SHALL DO!! AND I WILL SEE WHAT TEH INTERNET SHALL DO!!!! I AM ALIVE!! I AM FUCKING ALIVE!!!!!
(pic related --- its pickles, i love him because he's an alchoholic and he does drugs and he has a real problem!!! mmmmmmmmmm, he has prooobllemmmsssss sawwahhhhh yeaaaahh he's so empty inside and he fills it with alchohol mmmmmmmmm oh god yea i'd like him the most when he's on the floor of the bathroom covered in his own throwup with just his breifs and the shower partially running on him and he's passed out and he smells like voddkkaa mmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yea the bags around his eysssseessss mmmmm theyre so baggy and brown and darkcircled that it looks like corpse paint oh yea thats what i like thats what i like oh yea) AND OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN YOU FUCKING BELEIVE __ DICTATOR PICKLES, WHY I CAME UP WITH THTA NAME LONG BEFORE I EVEN KNEW THIS SHOW EXISTED!! HOW FUCKING EROTIC THAT MY CHARACTER IS THE SAME NAME AS THE CHARACTER I WANT TO FUCK OMGGGGGGGGGGGG! AND ALSO PICKLES EATS #POPSICLES@ IN THE SHOW AND IN THE ONE EPISODDE HE TIES UP THE GUY IN THE TORCURE ROOM AND SMOKES A CIGGARETTE AND FLICKS IT AT HIS HEAD JUST LIKE MY FUCKING PICKLES DID!! WTF!! WTF!! if only i could comprehend it more, because i bet it would make my head explode. no, you know what, it's probably best i dont comprehend it more, because it would make my head literally explode I MEAN THE FUCKING COINCIDENCE COME THE FUCK ON WHTTFF!!!!!!!!!!!\\

Oh and here is my website if anyone is interested. TEE!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.xanga.com/weedyweedyweed