HI, people. There will be more Alfred Alfer - the narcissistic masochist dog. I promise you. However the project i've been working on involving an Orwellian Mind Warp has gone into a rut - so i am starting on a new one with Alfred- Alfred's Playhouse - which involves lots lof sexual abuse! I am extremely excited in the idea of having a show on here staring Alfred - i just need to get rid of anxiety and futile self-pity cycles. My goal is to make a fucked up, disturbing, trippy series that will peel away Alfred's mind layers.

Oh, and check out this coy little man here in the picture slot. His name is Lavrenti Beria, and he was Stalin's little henchman/rapist/torchurist/SADIST!!!! He is coy. He is sexy. I love him. Does anyone think he's sexy? I'd like to cover this man in oil, grease up his bald head, oh he is coy isnot he - GIVE INTO ABSOLUTE COYNESS. Look at him there, he looks so innocent doesnt he - but no - he's a sadistic little man, oh he looks so cute and nice, but he will rape you. YAY!!