I fucking love it when scroler gets his shit torn to shreds, fuck it makes me giddy to see his stupid ass suck it down haahahahaha fuck your disneyland and fuck you Scroler, you are a bleeding assholehurt writhing turd of a bitch and your wife takes it like a gorilla.
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Emily Youcis
@emily-youcis
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i do not want to be molested
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love u foreavar chewyy <3 <3 <3
also i need to just pay 50 bux and get the premium so my xanga archive can be preserved. .. I hope its not too late!! Oh if my xanga is lost forever i shall shed many a tear.
But then again, it will be just like every thing else in my life... i am used to such a feeling..
Are you open to fan art? I recently got my tablet back and was thinking about taking another go at digital painting again, and Alfred would be perfect practice.
OFCORSE IM OPEN TO FANART YA DUMMY
Infact im makin an open call for any and all alfred FANPORN as there is going to be a huge porn extravaganza where alfred goes around raping all the famous internet people to claim that he is truly the king of the net.
Make him rape or fuck who ever you love/hate.
I'll potentially put it in the movie!!!
NOW GOOOOO!!
resident sex 2
Yer weird, but I dig tha style and look forward to the Alfred Alfer movie.
Haha, yes! Then all of Alfred Christ's followers can circle jerk around the magnificent King of the Internet!
Oh fuck I gotta get in on that! Just gotta get my drawin mojo and shit, I'm lazy hashishcore 269% NIIIGUUH and depression will destroy me until I snap outta my crusty ways of self loathing.
Let's toke sometime, duuude.
yuhh we shud skypetoke Chewy!!! I would very much love your contribution!!! You capture the erratic shit-comedy of Alfer so well!! LOLOLOLL get workin gurl ul be on the fuckin Grade A OffIcIAL Alfred Alfer Movie gurll!!
I self loathe too very much so but it's okay!! Drawing Alfred Poarn is a sure way to feel better!! It always works for me!!
emily, I would like to help you pitch ideas for the alfred movie, respond and I will help
oh and i will watch you 0-0 lol
How the fuck do you pump out quality animation and style that gets consistently stronger every time? Seriously mind blowing.
I think raising a family and a job that helps feed the world is way more contributing in society than drawing retarded pointless disgusting scenes, with crappy music and sound effects that gives you headaches. You cant possibly make any money off of this. You work retail dont you.
Haha it makes me laugh when I see chodes like you talking about "contributing to society" like it's the fucking Wal Mart christmas that keeps on giving. Nice little jab with the retail there, it sounds an awful lot like one of your personal experiences. Speaking of contributions, however, do you actually do much of anything on Newgrounds outside of review shit and trying to fuck with Emily? She's contributed more towards this site with her flash movies and presence than you ever will. You're obviously bothered by this, you wouldn't be still commenting on this news post otherwise. Hell, I bet this is the most attention anyone's ever payed you in all these years on this site.
Go back to Disneyland, Scroler.
You're a mastermind.
AYO
It was real sweet seeing you again, sorry I was boring, but, being an older man.... lol, steady on.
Sorry I scared you in the bathroom. You looked like you just finished, so there was a low risk of 'involuntary expulsion' on your part. The Alfer part of me spoke, and I was powerless to resist.
SHOW FEET
Cool I'm excited!
Hey, you ever make anything IRL? http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1373126
I'd love to see an Alfred Alfer action figure, with extendible penis and removeable tummy skin
What's the name of the song ?
Scroler
lol butt hurt? No. Not even close, I just dont think trash you post should even be allowed for public view, make your own site for your own fucked up shit that most do not like or find appealing.
Taking my wife to disney world is not my all in all fantasy and dream, having a child is which is one the way due this August so thanks very much.
Look I make at least 50-100k potentially a year, you're nothing too me, I just think assholes like you should be locked up and the key thrown out. You are a disgrace to this once fine website.
Get a life kid.
emily-youcis
hhahahahahahah you're having a fucking child that blows dick.
I'd rather be poor and do cartoons til I die than make your salary from a shit job just so I can pay for my shit wife and shit child to get molested by Donald Duck.
Congrajulations on ejaculating into your wife, children are the creampies that keep on givin!