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Emily Youcis @emily-youcis

Age 34, Female

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i do not want to be molested

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Joined on 10/13/05

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only if i can have some fun with you first.

ALLLLFRED!

duly noted

Hopefully it will have Pickles in it

hmm im getting this strange urge to vote 5 all of a sudden :P

Why are you SO TALENTED!!!!

MARRY ME!!

There had better be some Kenshin hentai in there, young lady >:(

Do it.

Put some Metalocalypse hentai in there and you've got yourself a 5 for sure

I very much expect my porn today, I look forward to it. Please, don't let-down the children.

You're pretty. Hope you enjoy the pornography, I think everyone else will.

i voted 5, and everybody else should too. quality stuff.

You did not disappoint, as expected.

ITS HERE

EREH STI

I didn't enjoy it so I'm not pretending that I did like these weirdo's.
Sry, do not want dog poarn. And.. spam isn't really a good method to that entire avantgarde construction of yours, and I know that's what you're going for in everything you did here so far. The deranged comedy doesn't work for me either in the spams, but I'll still remain "your fan" for most of the pre09 stuff you have up there. Real proof of genius. There isn't anyone around here who can relate as much to the 07 trilogy as I do so it's very disappointing. So once you're done entertaining yourself with the poarn, why not try to reach that level once again?

you look like you designed silvia plath, and then came on her face

!YWEHC EM YPOC TNOD

DON'T COPY ME CHEWY!

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4chan has spammed TWITTER!!
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING WONDERFUL THING THAT HAS EVER HAPEND!!
UNFURtunotely, my addiction to 4chan was really sucking out my soul so I quit it , but apparently right afterwards they SPAMMED TWITTER!!!

HAHAHAHAHH!! AHHAHHAHAH THIS IS THE MOST EPITIMATIC THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OF AL THAT IS GREAT AND WONDERFUAL!!! OH I JUST WANJEWJWEGO OH IM SO PROUD TO BE A /b/TARD I SO AM AHAHHAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why the world is gay. People are taking Twitter seriously. The site where you write 'got new phone, LOOL!!!' and expect people to take an interest. I advocate one hundred percent the spamming of these stupid sites, I advocate it evne more because people get incredibly angry over it. FUCKING Twitter. FUCKING TWITTER, FUCKING ALL THESE SITES USED BY THESE 'COMPUTER SAVVY' NEW WORKING PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE OFFICES AND BUY THE HYBRIDS AND ARE UPDATED ON THE PHONES AND SO THEY JUST GO DOWN TO STARBUCKS AND TYPE IN THEIR LITTLE SHITS!! RIGHT ON THE PHONE CAUSE THEY CAN!!
AND WE CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE HOT NEW ARTISTS, LIKE SKINNY LONG BLACK HAIRED GIRL WHO SO VERY STYLISHLY LOOKS LIKE A WET SPANIEL!
AND WE CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE MOMS WHO POST EVERY TWO SECONDS ABOUT THEIR TODDLERS' NEW SHITS THAT THEY LEFT ON THE GROUND AND HOW IT IS SO VERY ADORABLE!!!!!
BUT NBOOOOOO!!!! IF THER IS GORILLA PENIS, THE MOMS WILL GET PERTURBED!! !HOW DARE THESE KINDS OF WORDS EXIST IN THE WORLD, WHILE I HAVE A CHILD ON THE GROUND JAMMING ITS FINGER UP ITS NOSE AND ASS SIMOLTANEOUSLY BECOMING PROCESSED AND PLASTICY FRESH FROM DORA THE EXPLORA BOTH IN SHOW FORMAT AND YOGURT!!
AND LO, HOW CAN THE PEOPLE DRINK THEIR ESPRESSO MO)CHA FROTCHO WHILE ADMIRING ALL THE OTHER HIP Y(OUNG 20 YEAR OLDS IN THERE WHEN THERE IS A GORILLA PENIS!! THEY WILL GET UPSET!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! FUCK THEM ALL!!! FUCK THEM ALL AND THEIR HYBRIDS WHO TAKE MOTHERFUCKING TWITTER SERIOUSLY!!! FUCK ALL YOU LITTLE GOGETTTER NEW LITTLE DEALLY THAT SEEMS OOH SO CUTENCOOL FUCKERS, WITH YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHHAH!!! FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT JUST SHOWS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS THEY ARE WHEN THEIR LITTLE SHITS GET GLITCHED UP AND THEY GET ALL FUSSY, OH THEY JUST WANTED TO POST THEIR TIDBIT OF INFORMATION TO THE WORLD, THEY JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT CUTE LITTLE THING, THAT CUTE LITTLE PHRASE THEY JUST MADE UP, SO EVERYBODY CAN SAY OH WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PHRASE!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS REVOLVING AROUND THESE CUTE LITTLE PHRASES!!!? WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY ON THIS STUPID SITE, AS YOU DRIVE YOUR FUCKING HYBRID AND FEEL SO VERY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES>!>!>

YES THE /b/TARDSARE CONSTANTLY ON THEIR SITE. AND THEY'RE trying to get attention from it. BUT NOT IN THE STUPOID SO FUCKING ANNOYING (you know what the FUCK I MEAN) LITTLE CUTSEY SMARTEY GADGETY WHINMSICAL WINKY SORTA WAY ALL THESE GODDAMNED YUPPIES ARE !!! YES!! THATS THE DIFFERENCE!! ALL YOU TWITTER FUCKS ARE FUCKING YUPPIES, UNREAL, UNKNOWING, BLIND RETARDED YUPPIES WHO THINK THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT THE STATE OF THINGS AND THE WORLD AND ALL THAT OH YES POLITICS BUT ALL THEY CAN FUCKING DO IS GO OBN MOTHER FUCKING TWITTER!!! THE /b/TARDS ARE FUCKING DIRTY REAL PEOPLE WHO STAND ON THE EDGE OF ALL YOU YUPPIE FUCKS , -- BOTH ARE LIVING SHITTY LIVES BUT THE /b/TARDS DO NOT FOOL THEMSELVES!!
THE /b/TARDS KNOW THAT THEIR LIVES ARE UNIMPORTANT WASTES, WHILE THE YUPPIES CONTINUE INTHE BLINDNESS THAT THEY ARE DOING SOMETHNG WELL WITH THEIR LIVES B ECAUSE OF THEIR FUCKING CAR AND COFFEE! OOH! I MET SOMEONE TODAY ON TWITTER!! I LEFT A CUTE BLURB, AND THAT GIRL WITH THE CUTE HAIR REPLIED Bacck AND THINKS IT WAS CUTE TOO!@! OH ITS JUST CUTE ISNT IT OH JUST SO VERY CUTE
THE ./B/TARDS WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS DENIAL AND BULLSHITTERY AND FLUFFY WHIPPEDCREAM B ULLSHIT!! THE /b/TARDS DO NOT PUT THEMSELVES ON A FUCKING PEDESTOOL!!! THE/b/TARDS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE AND THEY KINOW WHAT YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER, AND THEY KNOW YOUR A SELF ABSORBED PRETENTIOUS FUCK YOU MOTHER FUKCING YUUPPIES, YES GO MARRY ANBD HAVE KIDS AND GO TO CAFES AND READ YOUR WOMENS WEEKLY AND LISTEN TO WINK ONE O FOUR AND ALSO YOUR 'INDIE' TUNES AND FELL VERY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!
AHAHHAHH!! HAVE THAT LIFE YOU YUPPIE FUCKS!!! GO ON AND TAKE IT!!!
AND WE WILL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO FUCKIN FUCK IT ALL UP!! GLITCH IT AS MUICH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! AND YOULL JUST KEEP GETTING SELF IMPORTANTLY PERTURBED!! BUT WE'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW TARDED IT ALL IS WITH GORILLA PENIS!!!
GORILLA PENIS!!!
ALL IS GORILLA PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!
FUCK YOU TWITTER SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK IM KID ROCK MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
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the girl on the photo
is that you?
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