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Emily Youcis @emily-youcis

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THE G G ALFRED BAND

Posted by emily-youcis - February 1st, 2010


AS SYOU KNOW I NOW HAVE A GREEN SCREEN THATS RIGHT A REAL LIFE GREEN SCREEN THAT I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT TO ON. AS YOU KNOW, I CAN SING! ;) ;) ;)
AS YOU KNOW I NOW DO REAL LIFE ENTERTAINMENT WITH MY BODY AS WELL AS DRAWING A CARTOON DOG

THE PEOPLE DEMAND THAT ALFRED BE VOICED WITH HIS OWN CLASSIC REAL VOICE! THAT IS VOICED BY I!

AND SO, I SHALL COMBINE THESE TWO THINGS, TO MAKE A BAND COME AND PLAY BEHIND ME AS I SING "I WANNA FUCK MYSELF" AS THE CARTOON GETS PLAYED ON THE GREEN SCREEN, AS I DUB IN THE VOICE OF ALFRED AND THEN HE CAN BE AUTHENTICALLY HIM!!

DO YOU LIVE IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA!?!? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ENTERTAIBNMENT?? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY EITHER GUITAR BASS OR DRUMS!!!? DO YOU LIKE G G ALLIN!?!?!?

YOU CAN BE ON MY SHOW!!! DA EMILY SHOW!! NEW EPISODES COMIN SOON!

THEN CONTACT ME, I MUST ASSEMBLE A STANDARD BAND TO COVER "I WANNA FUCK MYSELF!"

IT SHALL BE A MELDING OF THE ARTS!
GLORIOUS ENTERTAINMENT!
G G ALLIN WAS A SCUMFUC SUCKIN DOG!! AND HE WAS FUCKIN, THE DOG!
NOW HE SHALL BE A NEW DOG!!
THAT OF ALFRED! DICTATOR ALFRED! SCHOOLGIRL ALFRED! AND ALL THE REST!

JOIN ME ON THIS EXPIDITION!! JOIN ME AND MAKE THE INTERNET COME TO LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD!! AND MAKE A SEXY CARTOON DOG BE VOICED BY A SEXY REAL LIFE LADY!!

THE COMBINATION CANNOT GO WRONG!!!
WHO IS WITH ME ON THIS GAME??

THE G G ALFRED BAND


Comments

Hey. Emily, you should interview TomFulp!! He's from philly!! And that would be rad!!!

i wonder how you affrod these things but im thrilled to see you do that a combination of realitty and cartoons why arnt ya famous yet

fuck I don't live in Philadelphia.
Always wanted to see what a real life green screen looks like.

TUTUGURI
The Rite of the Black Sun
And below, as if at the foot of the bitter slope,
cruelly despairing at the heart,
gapes the circle of the six crosses,
very low
as if embedded in the mother earth,
wrenched from the foul embrace of the mother
who drools.

The earth of black coal
is the only damp place
in this cleft rock.

The Rite is that the new sun passes through seven points before
blazing on the orifice of the earth.

And there are six men,
one for each sun,
and a seventh man
who is the sun
in the raw
dressed in black and in red flesh.

But, this seventh man
is a horse,
a horse with a man leading him.

But it is the horse
who is the sun
and not the man.

At the anguish of a drum and a long trumpet,
strange,
the six men
who were lying down,
rolling level with the ground,
leap up one by one like sunflowers,
not like suns
but turning earths,
water lilies,
and each leap
corresponds to the increasingly somber
and restrained
gong of the drum
until suddenly he comes galloping, at vertiginous speed,
the last sun,
the first man,
the black horse with a
naked man,
absolutely naked
and virgin
riding it.

After they leap up, they advance in winding circles
and the horse of bleeding meat rears
and prances without a stop
on the crest of his rock
until the six men
have surrounded
completely
the six crosses.

Now, the essence of the Rite is precisely
THE ABOLITION OF THE CROSS.

When they have stopped turning
they uproot
the crosses of earth
and the naked man
on the horse
holds up
an enormous horseshoe
which he has dipped in a gash of his blood.

Also, i'm game.

No offense but I saw those monstrosities you call "animation". I admire your ambition but, to be honest, your "ALFRED" series kinda sucks. Plain and simple. 'gratz on the Green Screen though.

Now you TOO can crush the buildings.

I live in the Philadelphias.
I want to see a giant green screen.

@heatmaster28. How can you say Alfred sucks? Didn't you see his little twitching doggy wiener?

Unfortunately, yes, yes I did

We love Alfred
We treasure him above a
We kiss his boo-boos when he's hurt and give him lollipops when he cries
He is better than us
In that he has frequent sexual encounters
And certainly does not have lice
We won't leave thou Alfred at his birthday party
You son of a bitch, come back here with his roller skates!
We have strong desires to fondle dear Alfred
We'll put Alfred above our lives
For all eternity!
Love him
Love him
Love him
Love him
Him him him
Him him him
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM
HIM

Meh, seen better.

haha wow, are you really from the Philly area?
i had no idea one of newgrounds up and "cumming" spam legends lived in the same area as i do.

Congrats on being awesome.
And from being from an awesome area =)

.... where do i start hmm...you shouldn't embarrass gg allin more than he already did with your dog...hmm wait no,maybe you should stop making flashes and do something else. Or you can just go fuck yourself.

I totally am a film major from the philidelphia area~!

... D: But I'm away for school! Sad I am.